Troy McClure 8:39 Wed May 2
Do you have any requests for when you die? ..Official Morbid Thread
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Grave or Cremation?
Dress code?
Music?
I want to be cremated. Hate the thought of rotting in a box and i'd want to go into the inferno in a West Ham scarf with pictures of my girls
Not sure about music though... Ideas?
Lost two friends recently (first funeral today)
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Joke Whole
3:53 Wed May 2
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Strangely enough (or not) this very conversation came up in an ex-pat bar out here a short while back. I just said in what I felt was a light, throw-away manner that when I snuff it I want what's left to be taken up a mountain and fed to the birds rather than carried back to Europe. I was surprised at how many ex-pats actually seriously agreed with me.
I can't really even leave my body to science now unless "Pickling" has now fallen under the auspices of the Royal Society.
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Pancho
3:45 Wed May 2
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Don't let Texas fuck my still-warm corpse.
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joe royal
3:32 Wed May 2
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Norway
It might be different there but my dad left his body to science and we was left in no doubt there would not be a berial
This was two years ago . Might have changed now
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Moncurs Putting Iron
3:10 Wed May 2
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This thread has proved to be a Slow Burner....
....A bit like Uncle Derek who insisted on being Cremated even though he drowned.
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Troy McClure
3:08 Wed May 2
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Here's a question....
IF POSSIBLE - AND WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING... WOULD YOU ATTEND YOUR OWN FUNERAL?
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norwaytips
2:56 Wed May 2
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Joe. They get my ashes, after the university hospital have finished with me mate. I'm an atheist, but if someone wants to arrange a memorial service, then it's fine by me. I won't be here to complain. :-)
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EssexGaz
2:43 Wed May 2
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Cheezey Bell-End 2:32 Wed May 2
Genius CBE! I never thought of that.
Where's me will???
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joe royal
2:43 Wed May 2
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Be aware when you die the men in white coats come and get you and that is it
No berial no service no nothing , it is a bit tough on those left behind as there is no final goodbye
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joe royal
2:40 Wed May 2
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Mates bruv was killed in a bike crash in his late 20s , at the wake we was asked to leave as we was telling jokes and getting to pissed
Went to the pub and within half an hour most of the family turned up and joined in the drinking and joke telling
If any of you are serious about leaving your body to medical science be a
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norwaytips
2:35 Wed May 2
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They can do what they like with me. I will be cremated after the university hospital have finished with my body. I have signed over everything to them. It cost me 100 pounds to do that.
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Cheezey Bell-End
2:32 Wed May 2
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EssexGaz 1:21 Wed May 2
And moonwalk in with the coffin?
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Troy McClure
2:29 Wed May 2
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Just back from mate's funeral....
"Days" by The Kinks on his way in
"Here comes the Sun" Beatles on his way out
Gotta say.... pretty choked.
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Helmut Shown
1:27 Wed May 2
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There's an old joke about the Germans in a concentration camp and the allies are coming so to get rid of the evidence they take the Jews out and bury them in the sand on the beach below the tide line with just their heads showing. They then retire to the cliffs above and watch as the tide comes in. Looking through their binoculars they see the Jews are waving their heads from side to side in formation. Curious about this they go down to the beach and hear them singing "I do like to be beside the seaside"
That's what I want everybody to do at my funeral
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E12IronsE12
1:25 Wed May 2
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RobJonesJR 9:32 Wed May 2
Ok mate, well leave it a little while before you pop your clogs as I've only just restarted my drum lessons!
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Cemetary Gates by Pantera at my funeral.
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ManorParkHammer
1:24 Wed May 2
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Oh and the organs that are of any use left for research.
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ManorParkHammer
1:24 Wed May 2
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Burnt to a crisp and some of me put into a egg timer.
The rest I dont care about.
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defjam
1:22 Wed May 2
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Us lot are always cremated!
The day before my brothers funeral i had to go to the Funeral home then wash my brother and dress him in his Man Utd kit!
Maybe the hardest thing I've had to do in my life (Apart from tell my mum my brother wasn't coming downstairs as he'd hung himself) seeing my brother after the autopsy all cut up!
I put a load of Valentino Rossi '46' stickers all over the coffin and some stuff inside the coffin!
So I'll guess my nephew will have to do that to me?
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EssexGaz
1:21 Wed May 2
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I want my pallbearers to be dressed as Michael Jackson.
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Coffee
1:19 Wed May 2
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Nurse Ratched 12:29 Wed May 2
Ha ha!
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guapo
1:18 Wed May 2
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No problem debs
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Darlo Debs
12:46 Wed May 2
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Only that if I am still living in Darlington.at the time, that I get cremated and then my ashes t
aken home and kept with my brothers. Bad enough being here when I am alive, dont want to be aruck up here when I am dead,as,well.
Also I would probably prefer that no-one try to shag my corpse.
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