The Hooded Claw 10:21 Sat May 12
I turned 40 today!
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Fucking amazed I have made it to be honest.
The amazing thing is that when I 15, I wanted to shag 25 year old birds and now I'm 40 I still want to shag 25 year old birds.
But realistically I think i'm too old for all that palaver now, sadly.
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keddy
2:17 Sun May 13
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Happy Birthday! Have a nice one!
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ted fenton
12:52 Sun May 13
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Happy Birthday lads.
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Son of Sam
12:19 Sun May 13
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Happy Birthday
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dicksie3
9:42 Sun May 13
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Happy Birthday, son...
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One Flew
9:01 Sun May 13
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Happy birthday claw and Stevie, I used to have a rule that the bird got dumped when she was 29, but since my kids are now older than that I thought it best to up the threshold a bit.
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Gruesome Dump
8:52 Sun May 13
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Happy b'day, Claw.
Happy b'day for yesterday, Stevie.
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Steviedj
8:31 Sun May 13
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Happy Birthday mate.
I was 48 yesterday and am loving life.
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HammerinThailand
8:29 Sun May 13
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I'll be 50 this year. 40's are OK. The old body slows a little towards the end of them and you have to take care of it a little more in my experience but nothing too much. And just think young and you enjoy yourself
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Claret Badger
4:31 Sun May 13
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i'm 40
and it don't change a thing
I'm still an ugly cunt
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Bleeding Claret
4:27 Sun May 13
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Bore off, nobody cares.
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PistonHammered
3:27 Sun May 13
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I live by the law of "I will never marry a woman old enough to be my wife".
And I didn't! :o)
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Monk~koknee
3:20 Sun May 13
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My 40th birthday is a black and white flashback in the distant past. I can honestly say that I have had as many good times since as I had had before - but then my yardstick for enjoyment has not been exclusively shagging 25 year old birds. It's all about attitude and getting new experiences (maybe try 30 year olds for a change).
Have a great day - you might only be half way.
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stomper
2:13 Sun May 13
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Its downhill all the way now. All the good will get bad. All the bad will get worse.
Happy Birthday.
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ammerman
1:57 Sun May 13
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many happy returns my son, now start shagging birds your own age you perv
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chim chim cha boo
1:54 Sun May 13
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Happy birthday Claw.
You're going to have to tell us a tale about how you ended-up on here at 10pm on your 40th mate.
"I was having the shit I always seem to have to have as the third E kicks-in, my phone went off and WHO was open on the internet page. Just thought I'd give you sad cunts the chance to wish me a happy 40th before sniffing the line of bugle one of the girls has chopped out on her tanned and toned stomach. Must go chaps, seconds out- round four..."
That would do it.
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LondonE3
1:39 Sun May 13
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40 is the new 30 mate
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Hugh Monteith
1:29 Sun May 13
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Nice one Hooky,
Keep on Top this time
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:^)
11:58 Sat May 12
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Happy Birthday, Jorgan.
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Baggy
11:44 Sat May 12
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Happy Birthday Fella....
And Eric, if anyone of us had Ecclestone's money we'd be able to do that too... Hardly a looker with personality is he!!!
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The Hooded Claw
11:32 Sat May 12
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Cheers fellas, we started 4.30 pm on Friday and now I am bollocksed.
Still, it's great to be here
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