Jimmo 6:40 Sun May 27
Things you've done when pissed
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My worse ones deffo trying to shit why still in my jeans it didn't end well , anyone know how to get shit stains out carpet ?
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Sarge
3:13 Mon May 28
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After a rugby night out we spread the cones around some road works in Tonbridge High Street across the same, effectively shutting it.
3rd car to come round was a cop car - I've never run so fast.
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ohgodno
3:10 Mon May 28
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Stood in a field, dressed as a bishop, singing "My lovely horse" at a horse next to a man who was dressed as a priest (or may well have been a priest).
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Nurse Ratched
2:43 Mon May 28
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Arf!
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Mr Polite
2:39 Mon May 28
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You think i'm Fandabbydozie!
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Nurse Ratched
2:35 Mon May 28
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I hate you.
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Mr Polite
2:35 Mon May 28
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Eery!
;-)
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Nurse Ratched
2:31 Mon May 28
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Weird, weird weird.
Kenzo should be burned as a witch.
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Mr Polite
2:29 Mon May 28
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*hears Twilightzone Music playing in background*
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Nurse Ratched
2:27 Mon May 28
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Jesus!
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Mr Kenzo
2:25 Mon May 28
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I can envisage something similar to the Krankies
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Nurse Ratched
2:23 Mon May 28
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You haven't seen the large Scottish lesbian in question.
Or me.
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Mr Polite
2:19 Mon May 28
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Is it wrong that i just got a semi reading Nurses one?
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Pancho
1:55 Mon May 28
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Watched Spurs play in the Champions League.
Never again.
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kch
1:54 Mon May 28
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NewtonsPartyBag = B A Baracus
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Nurse Ratched
1:53 Mon May 28
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I ended up in a locked bathroom with a large Scottish lesbian attempting to insert her tongue into my mouth. I slid slowly down the wall, having lost control of my limbs, and she was trying to prop me up to continue what was, I suppose, a mild sexual assault.. Full marks to her for determination.
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Davenport
1:53 Mon May 28
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NewtonsPartyBag 1:50 Mon May 28
LIES
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JustAFatKevinDavies
1:51 Mon May 28
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where had you got on and where were you going?
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NewtonsPartyBag
1:50 Mon May 28
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Lost my car for 3 weeks.
Woke up on an aeroplane not knowing how the fuck i even got on it and having to ask the stewardess where we were going.
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Buzz442
1:46 Mon May 28
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Walked the entire 18 holes of a Sevenoaks golf course leaving a lager can in every hole and then knicked the 18th hole flag.
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Your mum
11:49 Mon May 28
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Went to a cricket match at Highgate cricket club where my flatmate was captain. Got smashed in the sun, last recollection was my mate with a jug of Caprinhas & me giving him £20, woke up in a field with no idea where I was, stumbled in the darkness until I found a road & somehow managed to flag a cab! I waited until he pulled up outside my house before chucking up on the floor, the cabbie went mad so I said i'd get him a bucket of water..came out with a pint glass & I only had £20 on me for a £35 fair lol! He wasn't happy!
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Westham67
11:44 Mon May 28
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Dave I have built a ladder out of cake before but i was stone cold sober
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