The Hooded Claw 3:40 Mon Jun 25
Facts about ex West Ham players that have nothing to do with West Ham
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1) Richard Garcia is the only Hull City player EVER to play at the World Cup
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Exiled In Ireland
11:03 Wed Jun 27
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Alan McKnight was a goalkeeper in a previous life.
The boys of 86 were in fact all legally adults.
Paul Brush's middle name is Basil.
Steve Whitton auditioned unsuccessfully for the role of Telly Tubby Tinky Winky.
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Joke Whole
2:17 Wed Jun 27
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Tommy Taylor once considered a career in old-time variety shows.
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Dowies Love Child
1:43 Wed Jun 27
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Rio Ferdinand has raised the ire of Sir Alex by devoting too much time to practicing for his new career as a burlesque dancer.
Titi Camara failed in an audacious attempt to steel a priceless painting from the vatican by impersonating the Arch-bishop of Canterbury.
Davor Suker loved the club so much he named his eldest daughter Bubbles, not realizing that Bubbles Sukor is the perfect porn name.
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Joke Whole
12:00 Wed Jun 27
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Mordechai Spiegler invented sand but didn't bother taking out a patent.
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mallard
10:50 Tue Jun 26
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Eamon Dolan was originally cast for the role of John Coffey in The Green Mile, but had to pull out at the last minute due to a finger injury
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bertie
7:33 Tue Jun 26
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Colin Foster runs an Australian themed pub called Colin Foster's
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The Hooded Claw
5:37 Tue Jun 26
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David Burrows owns a highly acclaimed Mexican restaurant in Letchworth called 'Los Testiculos Del Perro'
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WSM Hammer
4:23 Tue Jun 26
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Dale Gordon makes gin in his shed
Alvin Martin once accidentally swallowed a Rubiks cube
Paul Hilton sold his chain of hotels and now runs a donkey sanctuary in Rhyl
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MrTrentReznor
4:00 Tue Jun 26
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After Oliver Cromwell & Adolf Hitler, Geoff Pike is the most unpopular person/thing in Ireland finishing just ahead of the potato famine & Thierry Henry’s left hand.
In one sense Adolf & Geoff are lucky because if Irish people realised that Cromwell didn’t kill as many Irish Catholics as their teachers told them they’d both move up the rankings.
I believe Geoff started the whole Cromwell/Irish Catholic genocide myth to ensure he would be compared favourably to the 1st Lord Protector.
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MrTrentReznor
1:39 Tue Jun 26
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David Sullivan is the owner of the original Grand National trophy and the largest collection of racing trophies in the country.
Alessandro Diamanti is a massive fan of the Simpsons even going so far as to copy Sideshow Bob's hairstyle.
At home in his native British Columbia Craig Forrest bakes erotic cakes of his genitalia in different stages of arousal to order. The 'Post-coital special' is particularly creamy.
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The Mercernary
1:16 Tue Jun 26
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Anton Otulakowski is now a trained grief counsellor who has worked for the Samaritans.
Dick Leafe used to work on the railway lines, stopping trains.
Igor Stimac had a short career as a pop star releasing a song called Mare i Kate.
Sasa Ilic has acted in a couple of low budget films.
Arry's Bar in the New Den is named after Harry Cripps.
Lawrie Leslie was once told by doctors as a youngster that he would never walk again.
Only one of the above is not true...
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gph
12:47 Tue Jun 26
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Tony played in defence, where his enormous, but invisible, lizard tail caused chaos, with his fellow defenders falling over it all the time.
If only they'd played him up front...
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dicksie3
12:39 Tue Jun 26
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TONY BLAIR HAD TRIALS AT WEST HAM UNITED, AS A YOUNGSTER, BUT WAS RELEASED BY THE CLUB AND TURNED TO A CAREER IN POLITICS, WITH NEW LABOUR, AND SUBSEQUENTLY HELD A GRUDGE AGAINST THE CLUB AND USED HIS POWERFUL POSITION TO THWART THE HAMMERS AT EVERY GIVEN OPPORTUNITY - INCLUDING ADVOCATING THE APPOINTMENT OF GELN ROEDER BACK IN 2001.
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gph
12:38 Tue Jun 26
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Egbert Magnusson came from the planet Ray kla Vik, which is populated by a big-brained, but incompetant species.
He arrived in their 8868th attempt to reach Earth (they were finally successful in a borrowed spaceship), and came not only in peace, but with the best of intentions.
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MrTrentReznor
12:34 Tue Jun 26
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Born again Christian Lucas Neill took up mountaineering to join Donna D’Errico in her long-held dream of climbing Mount Ararat in Turkey in search of the frozen remains of Noah's ark.
Or he could just be an opportunist randy bastard.
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MrTrentReznor
12:25 Tue Jun 26
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Allen McKnight's grandfather was one of the workers who built the Titanic which might explain why the cunting thing sank.
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The Hooded Claw
12:24 Tue Jun 26
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Yilmaz Orhan is now Head of Security at a large, well-known Las Vegas Casino.
Actually, that is true.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
12:11 Tue Jun 26
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dicksie3
He has good teeth though.
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dicksie3
12:09 Tue Jun 26
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TONY BLAIR'S NEW LABOUR GOVERNMENT MADE IT A KEY POLITICAL AGENDA TO SCUPPER ANY CHANCES OF WEST HAM UNITED WINNING ANY MAJOR TROPHIES WHILST THEY HELD POWER.
THE MAN IS A DISGRACE TO FOOTBALL AND A WAR CRIMINAL.
*Spits*
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bill green
12:04 Tue Jun 26
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There are plans for a third Frank Lampard to play for West Ham. The genetically modified version will have a big arse to shield the ball after the partial success of Frank Lampard Jnr.
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Mad Dog
11:52 Tue Jun 26
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Anton Otolakowski used his soccer schools in the 80's and 90s to recruit spies for his grand plan to one day invade the isle of wight
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