Saul Bollox 10:12 Sun Jul 1
Your least favourite Clichés in films
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1. A little screen with all the fuck ups shown during the end credits
2. Blokes chasing after the female lead who has walked out on him and catches her in a public place where he swears undying love and everybody around starts clapping when she says yes to his proposal.
2. Everybody at the wedding scene at the end of the film doing well choreographed dancing.
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RobJonesJR
9:41 Fri Jul 6
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At the end of the film, after everyone thinks he is dead, the wisecracking black guy will visit Perchansky in hospital. Perchansky will be bruised and have one broken leg up in one of those elevated slings. Black guy will lean on it at some point causing Perchansky to grimace and may even knock his dinner tray over in a well meaning effort to make amends.
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MrTrentReznor
8:01 Fri Jul 6
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Penchansky is regularly storming out of meetings with Jones & Miller from IA.
They're investigating complaints from Hernandez, one of the largest drug dealers in the city, & the arrest in the Greenberg case (notorious serial child abuser).
Jones calls Penchansky a 'loose cannon'.
Miller says they won't get convictions because of Penchansky.
Penchansky says the city is safer & they don't know what it's like to be real cops.
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clarky
12:58 Fri Jul 6
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DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!
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Goat Boy
12:57 Fri Jul 6
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Plot?
What if there isn't one? Whole film just a series of set plays and clichéd scrioted bollocks, culminating in a great big pointless & random shoot out...
Maybe, at some point (at random) someone important looking, in a suit, mentions the word 'nuclear device', followed with some other important looking people getting a bit nervous, maybe a close up on a bead of sweat.
Would any of the divs that watch this rubbish actually notice?
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clarky
12:55 Fri Jul 6
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Pennini would never deal with a cunt like chicken George!
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BRANDED
12:42 Fri Jul 6
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Penchucki has a grass who always looks scared and is always looking over his shoulder. He always appears to a funky sound track with a particularly hip swagger with a nervous teitch.The grass, chicken george, knows all the fences and dealers on the block but is accepted as he's a low level pimp and dealer. Penchowski has enough on him to put him away for years but chicken is worth more as a grass. Grass being the operative word.
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Goat Boy
11:19 Thu Jul 5
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After the wisecracking black guy, Perchanky's best friend in the world is a semi stray Tomcat, a sort of loner cat that's not really his but that passes by from time to time, we only see it once, early in the film, Perchansky gives it some milk, shares a cliche (just me an you buddy) and watches wistfully as it fucks off to leave him, alone....
The cat is a metaphor, or something, probably.
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BRANDED
10:54 Thu Jul 5
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The Penchanski's litterally rule Warsaw
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clarky
10:41 Thu Jul 5
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That may be so, but you aint no Penchanski!
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Hammer and Pickle
10:31 Thu Jul 5
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Look, I've been a bit large here but I really am a fucking Żółkiewski.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:27 Thu Jul 5
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Peasant with a good surname.
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clarky
10:26 Thu Jul 5
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Shut it Pickle!
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Far Cough
10:26 Thu Jul 5
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Hasn't got the same ring as Karol Wojtyła does it?
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Hammer and Pickle
10:24 Thu Jul 5
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There is no Penchanski blood in my family tree.
It is a very silly family name.
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clarky
10:19 Thu Jul 5
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and Penchanski literally means "he who runs the manor!"
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clarky
10:17 Thu Jul 5
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It's Penchanski! Chim made up his name, so I'm going with Chim!
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Nurse Ratched
10:14 Thu Jul 5
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I bet you don't even stink of tobacco. THAT'S how crap a Pole you are.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:12 Thu Jul 5
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Look, "Penczański" means "He who is from the village/manor (latter unlikely) who has it in bunches.
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cholo
10:07 Thu Jul 5
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Mad Dog is right, its Perchanski but with the Americanised y making it Perchansky.
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Nurse Ratched
10:02 Thu Jul 5
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You are a CRAP Pole.
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Mad Dog
9:58 Thu Jul 5
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Perchanski
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