clarky 11:54 Thu Jul 5
I am in love!!
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Cupid has shot his load into my face!
There isn't much better than the first pangs of love!
She has the most beautifull brown eyes, gold some would say!
Just thought I'd brighten the mood on WHO
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cOOL cOL
9:36 Wed Aug 1
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You sure it's woman?
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Hammerhermit
6:53 Wed Aug 1
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Clarky i'm devestated for you. I'll get Ted Fenton to counsel you.
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Chalkie the Ponce
6:50 Wed Aug 1
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I have been in love for the past 26 years,
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Steve P
6:23 Wed Aug 1
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clarky 11:06 Tue Jul 31
gutted?
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PistonHammered
5:18 Wed Aug 1
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Come on Clarke mate, tell us then.
Is she a Labrador or Cocker Spaniel?
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Ronald_antly
4:43 Wed Aug 1
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It is better to give than to receive.
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Westham67
4:20 Wed Aug 1
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You strike me as the kind of bloke who gets it quite regularly Ronny baby
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Coffee
4:12 Wed Aug 1
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What's obvious isn't always as expected, as Hugh might say.
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Ronald_antly
3:15 Wed Aug 1
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Get = Receive
I thought that was obvious.
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Monk~koknee
3:13 Wed Aug 1
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Is that both in both a giving and receiving sense Ron?
Lack of room because your head is already inserted there;-) ?
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Ronald_antly
3:11 Wed Aug 1
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This whole notion of anal sex, I just don't get it.
THANKFULLY!
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Monk~koknee
2:50 Wed Aug 1
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If you are looking for a woman without bodily functions then you may need to settle for an inflatable one.
Aside from that getting a maid and hiring hookers is a better long term strategy than looking for love.
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Westham67
2:14 Wed Aug 1
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Good work Clarkson. Ram her shitter to death whilst shes still all starry eyed about you
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Billy Blagg
12:04 Wed Aug 1
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Ahhh Clarky, you big softie. Expect abuse.
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dublinglobetrotter
11:17 Tue Jul 31
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Clarky nothing better mate, absolutely! And they taste great at that time too
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Pig__Destroyer
11:11 Tue Jul 31
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i knew that without even reading the rest of the thread
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The Hooded Claw
11:11 Tue Jul 31
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I have the solution for you:
HOOKERS!
Much cheaper in the long run
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clarky
11:10 Tue Jul 31
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It is yes.....
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Pig__Destroyer
11:09 Tue Jul 31
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it's a dog isn't it Clarky
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clarky
11:06 Tue Jul 31
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My first bumped thread! I am so proud!
Very well my lovely WHOers, if it's an update you demand, then an update you shall have!
Though it makes for grim reading.
Sadly it looks as though this once passionate affair is about to fade, This once un-tamable wild creature has now had it's first early morning stinky poo in my apartment, feels it's now acceptable to urinate whilst I'm brushing my teeth. The dishevelled sexy beauty I once woke up with is now a moaning, scratching mess. The long conversations that led to passionate love making have been replaced by "snuggles on the sofa" whilst watching cunty TV!
She has asked for a key to my place, and sadly I'm looking for a way out! It was a beautiful passionate love we had doomed by reality
I have yet found the balls to tell her....
.....more to follow
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Nurse Ratched
10:26 Tue Jul 31
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Yep. Romantic love is the pits. Guaranteed pain. Have kids instead. Or cats/dogs.
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