Albert Brennaman 11:18 Mon Jul 30
The pitfalls of Speed dating
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Any ideas?
I'm off speed dating this weekend and I'm not sure what I've let myself in for, any do's and don'ts apart from the obvious
Not sure whether to go casual or a little more formal ie. jacket and strides and what do you say if the bird opposite is a complete munter?
Seemed a good idea at the time!
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I.want.that.one
11:39 Mon Jul 30
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Speed dating is for sad lonely people who feel their only chance of love is forcing attraction.
Embarrassing.
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bruuuno
10:39 Mon Jul 30
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If anyone's first question was "what do you do for a living" I'd instantly mark them as a fail. (unless they were really fit of course)
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Nurse Ratched
8:23 Mon Jul 30
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Arf! Yeah, weird idea. Sod that.
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MismatchedMuppet
8:22 Mon Jul 30
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The pitfalls of speed dating is....... Speed dating
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cOOL cOL
8:15 Mon Jul 30
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Take a gun, if she's a munter, shoot her. Speed date over.....simple as that.
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Nurse Ratched
7:51 Mon Jul 30
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Yeah, that happens to mine.
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LSD T
7:36 Mon Jul 30
The pitfalls of Speed dating
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Major hurdle to overcome is how it makes your cock shrivel up back into your nut-sack.
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J.Riddle
7:21 Mon Jul 30
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Any ideas?
Speed
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Alfs
5:50 Mon Jul 30
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Once your two minutes are over and the Girl moves to the next one, grab the bloke by the neck and scream "That's my fucking bird you're talking to, cunt!".
She'll find that very sweet.
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CHICKEN RUN MANIAC
5:10 Mon Jul 30
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Tell her you love giving it to women hard in the balloon knot. If you say you enjoy doing it to men as well, she'll be all yours.
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worm
5:02 Mon Jul 30
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pitfell?
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LAD
5:02 Mon Jul 30
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"The pitfells of speed dating"
Being an ugly fat fuck won't help your cause, but i'm sure you're a lovely person so you'll make up for it that way.
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worm
4:52 Mon Jul 30
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I did this about 5 years ago.
I was shit at it which is surprising as I'm a gobby cunt.
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One McAvennieeeeee
12:04 Mon Jul 30
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Fucking hell, Brenners is back.
Alright, Chunk?
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jools268
12:04 Mon Jul 30
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Run through the venue, sporting a proud erection shouting "look at me, I'm enourmous!"
70% of the time, it works every time.
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stewie griffin
12:04 Mon Jul 30
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Glad to hear you are well pal - although I need to understand something here? She didn't want to see very often??!
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Albert Brennaman
12:01 Mon Jul 30
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griffin fine thanks, I've been away in Portugal for a few months had a bit of a fling with a holiday rep, but it didn't really work as we saw each other too often and she didn't want that
So I'm back in blighty again and nothing much has changed, we're still signing bargain basement players, Macca is still in love with himself and Kaka's still a cunt
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Steve P
11:46 Mon Jul 30
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Brennaman's running RIOT here.
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Iron Duke
11:44 Mon Jul 30
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Nurse, you could be in for a treat then.
We're preparing Albert well for this. He will be like a silver tongued love machine.
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Gavros
11:44 Mon Jul 30
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who'd have thought washing, shaving, not being pissed and not wearing a track suit would improve one's chances with women?
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MrTrentReznor
11:42 Mon Jul 30
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Whilst there are a lot of very good suggestions on this thread, don't overlook the obvious.
Don't wear a tracksuit or sports top.
Dress smart - you can be guaranteed the women in attendance have been getting ready for 2-3 hours & will overdress.
Do Shower.
No facial hair - but don't overdo the aftershave.
Don't be drunk.
Let them do the talking-keep your questions open ended & brief.
Make affirmative noises, smile & nod when they are speaking & repeat some of the things they have said back to them.
(I did a bereavement counselling course & the techniques you learn can be utilised just as successfully to chat up women.)
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