LiveInHope 2:27 Fri Aug 3
Two truths and a lie.
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Write two truths and a lie about yourself others can leave to their imagination what's what.
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JLAP
8:06 Sat Aug 4
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- I currently have my finger(s) up Klashy's arse
- I split the atom whilst breakdancing on the moon
- My nan is in the synchronised swimming finals at the 2012 Olympics
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Hello Mrs. Jones
7:59 Sat Aug 4
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I Live in Beverly Hills
Kim Kardashian lives 100 yards away
I have no money
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Roger Mellie
7:52 Sat Aug 4
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My real name is Roger Mellie.
I am famous.
I am a MASSIVE cunt.
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Xnulian Rrudho
7:28 Sat Aug 4
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I was right behind Neil Sullivan's goal, aged 7, on the opening day of the 1996/7 season when David Beckham chipped him from just inside his own half
I once drank 1.5 litres of German lager without pausing to breathe
I am a member of the illuminati & by pure chance I sit next to Jay-Z at meetings
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inconsistant fc
1:34 Sat Aug 4
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West Ham beat Chelsea 4-0 at Stamford Bridge on the day I was born.
I have had lunch with the members of the american band White Denim.
I once had a trial at Portsmouth.
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inconsistant fc
1:24 Sat Aug 4
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Ted, I wan't that first one to be true!
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Billy Blagg
1:23 Sat Aug 4
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ted fenton 1:18 Sat Aug 4
Ted, you old tease! I trust you'll be Whomailing me personally with the answer to that one ;)
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ted fenton
1:18 Sat Aug 4
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I F#cked my mates mum in her bathroom when there were at least 20 poeple in the house.
A priest slapped me in front of all the class once and I slapped him back.
I played for the England amateur side while I was with Leytonstone.
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zicotop
1:09 Sat Aug 4
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I speak to Simon Cowell at least once a week.
My uncle is an olympic medallist.
I used to go out with well known singer from an all girl group.
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Lukas
12:45 Sat Aug 4
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I have a chocolate milkshake addiction.
I don't have a chocolate milkshake addiction.
I had sex with Katy Perry, whilst she was 'with' our Russell.
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Jimmy The Hoover
3:21 Sat Aug 4
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I once cum on my sister in laws Christmas pudding, I once saw my wife gangbanged by three black guys, I once saw a flying saucer.
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gph
11:57 Fri Aug 3
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burgh_Castle
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I.want.that.one
11:13 Fri Aug 3
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I can tell you Geep, it's not in GLASGOW.
I think I spelt that right?
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gph
11:09 Fri Aug 3
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Endinburgh castle is in Burgh, surely.
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Saul Bollox
11:05 Fri Aug 3
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I am in the Guiness book of records for appearing as a stud in most porn fims.
I live in London
I am a West Ham supporter
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I.want.that.one
10:58 Fri Aug 3
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Defjam,
shit.
Just seen that.
Double shit.
Shit.
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I.want.that.one
10:57 Fri Aug 3
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defjam 10:47 Fri Aug 3
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Defjam's 3....
I don't know how to spell EDINBURGH.
I am one of the owner's of WHO.
I support WHU.
xx
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The Limey
10:49 Fri Aug 3
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I once bummed my self with a frozen turd.
I once bummed my self with a frozen turd.
I once bummed my self with a frozen turd.
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defjam
10:47 Fri Aug 3
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I wouldn't even know which country ENDINBURGH was in?
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I.want.that.one
10:42 Fri Aug 3
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I kept Frankie Mac quiet for 10 minutes of a footy match and even turned him and left him in my dust.
I was on radio 1 a few years ago and got a question wrong about which city ENDINBURGH castle is in.
I was once kicked of a donkey in Brighton after trying to steal his/her hat.
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gph
10:41 Fri Aug 3
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One of these statements is a lie.
Two of these statements are lies.
All of these statements are lies.
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