les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
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Same as before
The football we play to be blunt
Is to most West Ham fans an affront
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Helmut Shown
6:48 Thu Jun 1
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I've been told at banquets and hunts,
That tottenham fans are all cunts
As many have concluded
The cunts are deluded
And fuckwits on so many fronts
That bloke from the Arsenal blog
Has a face like the bum of a dog
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arsene york-hunt
1:38 Thu Jun 1
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Another loss for the dull football tactic
Gutted Roma and Jose you spastic?
He makes some irate
But his record is great
Though the football is far from fantastic.
I've been told at banquets and hunts,
That tottenham fans are all cunts
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Pee Wee
9:37 Thu Jun 1
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Stockholm's dead posh, don't you know?
It's somewhere we all should once go.
First impressions you'll hate
but those feelings abate
so says the eponymous syndrome
Another loss for the dull football tactic
Gutted Roma and Jose you spastic?
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Mike Oxsaw
4:45 Thu Jun 1
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3 limps? Was it Jake the fucking Peg?
I once knew a bloke with a limp,
Who worked in Soho as a pimp.
He'd show you his hookers,
But none were good lookers
And the one on the left was a chimp.
Stockholm's dead posh, don't you know?
It's somewhere we all should once go.
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arsene york-hunt
11:40 Wed May 31
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Greg Wallace the greengrocer, I've heard
Supports fucking Millwall, the turd,
Snowflakes have protested
Of his job he's divested.
For being a cunt it's averred.
I once knew a bloke with limp,
Who worked in Soho as a pimp.
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arsene york-hunt
11:37 Wed May 31
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Greg Wallace the greengrocer, I've heard
Supports fucking Millwall, the turd,
Snowflakes have protested
Of his job he's divested.
For being a big cunt it's averred.
I once knew a bloke with limp,
Who worked in Soho as a pimp.
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Helmut Shown
10:52 Wed May 31
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Now. Just down the road over there
There lives a young maiden so fair
I hear though she's fitter
She takes it up the shitter
Go over and ask if you dare
Greg Wallace the greengrocer, I've heard
Supports fucking Millwall, the turd
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Helmut Shown
10:52 Wed May 31
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Now. Just down the road over there
There lives a young maiden so fair
I hear though she's fitter
She takes it up the shitter
Go over and ask if you dare
Greg Wallace the greengrocer, I've heard
Supports fucking Millwall, the turd
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Mike Oxsaw
6:24 Wed May 31
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An old man from Stepney Green
Was arrested for being obscene
But the cast of East Enders
Are all screaming BENDERS
Defining the term "Drama Queen".
Now. Just down the road over there
There lives a young maiden so fair
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Helmut Shown
12:22 Wed May 31
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Vote? I won't go out of the door
Civil servants fuck what you vote for.
But the Tories know
Bankers hold the status quo
And will always fuck over the poor
An old man from Stepney Green
Was arrested for being obscene
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arsene york-hunt
8:10 Tue May 30
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Tax cuts for the rich is their aim
We're deep in the shit, they're to blame,
It was ever thus,
But before you cuss,
The choice is just more of the same,
Vote? I won't go out of the door
Civil servants fuck what you vote for.
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Helmut Shown
7:36 Tue May 30
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Some idiot will ruin the test
With his smoke bombs and orange vest
'gainst the ball sanding cheats
They'll rise from their seats
Lets hope it gets Steve Smith stressed
Tax cuts for the rich is their aim
We're deep in the shit, they're to blame
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eswing hammer
5:28 Tue May 30
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Their eyes met across the pub bar
He said "Do you fancy a jar?"
The lad looked well hung
And phillip does like them young
So they left in his new jaguar
Some idoit will ruin the test
With his smoke bombs and orange vest
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Mike Oxsaw
4:46 Tue May 30
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A young man from near Chittagong,
His approach to ladies was wrong.
"D'ya fancy a fuck?"
Just brought him no luck
So he walked about waving his dong.
Their eyes met across the pub bar
He said "Do you fancy a jar?"
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arsene york-hunt
3:55 Tue May 30
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Saturday mornings with no Soccer AM
No Lovejoy, and no Chamberlain.
ITV BBC,
They're just not for me
Content is dumbed down and inane.
A young man from near Chittagong,
His approach to ladies was wrong.
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Pee Wee
11:32 Tue May 30
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So. Luton are at the top table.
They'll try to stay up if thay're able.
But to tell you the truth
With their ex west ham youth
They've as much chance of winning as Vince Cable
One for the kids there!
Saturday mornings with no Soccer AM
No Lovejoy, and no Chamberlain
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Pee Wee
11:32 Tue May 30
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So. Luton are at the top table.
They'll try to stay up if thay're able.
But to tell you the truth
With their ex west ham youth
They've as much chance of winning as Vince Cable
One for the kids there!
Saturday mornings with no Soccer AM
No Lovejoy, and no Chamberlain
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Mike Oxsaw
4:56 Tue May 30
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The rent boys have been really poor
Poor Frank has been shown the door.
But don't cause a fuss,
He'll end up with us,
"It's what the fans want, I am sure!"*
So. Luton are at the top table.
They'll try to stay up if thay're able.
* - Not MY quote - Sully the Small, said that. Prob'ly
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