WHO Poll
Q: 2019/20 With seven games to go will West Ham stay up
a. Our demise was sealed when the idiots on the Board appointed Moyes, we're down
28%
  
b. Despite the efforts of Moyes and the players, we will stay up by the smallest of margins
45%
  
c. I'm beyond caring & couldn't give two hoots either way
26%
  



Mad Dog 6:13 Wed Aug 12
THE joke threads (part 5)
Usual rules apply

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Manip 11:21 Thu Jul 9
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Aalborg Hammer. Quality. swt.

Coffee 11:05 Thu Jul 9
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*THEY are so bad, they're good.

Coffee 11:04 Thu Jul 9
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Bloody hell.

That's so bad.

It's good.

Aalborg Hammer 11:03 Thu Jul 9
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My wife is so pessimistic. If there were an Olympics of pessimism, she wouldn't fancy her chances.

Aalborg Hammer 11:02 Thu Jul 9
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Every time I leave my house I am followed by a bird with long legs

I think I am being Storked

Aalborg Hammer 2:09 Fri Jul 3
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What do you called an Aardvark that gets beaten up all the time?
A Vark

Aalborg Hammer 2:06 Thu Jul 2
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Why in Game Of Thrones do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they push two twins together to make a king.

The Stoat 10:56 Thu Jul 2
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Two English tourists were driving through Wales
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said:
“Burrr… gurrr… King.”

Aalborg Hammer 2:54 Mon Jun 29
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*doffs cap at The Stoat* Very good Sir!!

lab 7:34 Mon Jun 29
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The Stoat ....ten out of ten .

The Stoat 10:20 Sun Jun 28
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If anybody wants a list of all the famous Bugs Bunny quotes, I can send it to you as a WhatsApp doc.

geoffpikey 9:24 Sun Jun 28
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?

Steven

Actually my dyslexic mate Steven just told me he's got a job at NASA. Amazing!
Yeah," he says, "I start stocking shelves but I'll get on the tills eventually."

Actually, they've reportedly found a cure for dyslexia

Music to my arse

Nutsin 8:50 Sun Jun 28
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Mirkwood,

ag ag ag ag!

ted fenton 6:28 Sun Jun 28
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2020 The year my bin went out more than me !!!!

Mirkwood 12:51 Fri Jun 26
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Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stout.
Barman asks, "What's wrong with Stout?"
Bloke says, "I had 12 pints of Stout last night and when I came
round I was fucking skint."
Barman says, "12 pints of anything costs about the same."
Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog."

Coffee 1:43 Thu Jun 25
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jfk 12:35 Thu Jun 25

:-)

jfk 12:35 Thu Jun 25
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LDLLWLLL ,
I thought this was a place in Wales but turns out its West Ham's form.

mtchammer 12:31 Thu Jun 25
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Government expected to announce that as from July 4th West Ham players will be permitted to visit other teams penalty areas for short periods providing they pose no threat to the opposition.

It hurts, but tbf it is funny. Tweet by well known Millwall fan, Danny Baker.

Mike Oxsaw 11:01 Wed Jun 17
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Rice Krispies - 3 white dudes having fun.
Coco Pops - a single monkey with no one to talk to.

Kellogs - your throat has my knee's name on it.

Aalborg Hammer 9:09 Mon Jun 15
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They say a womans work is never done.

I wonder if that's why they get paid less.

lab 6:36 Thu Jun 11
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Lol x 2

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