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Leonard Hatred 11:59 Fri Nov 6
Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
Just ROLLED INTO TOWN.

Furnish me with a good central bar to watch the English football tomorrow.

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ManorParkHammer 10:25 Mon Nov 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
I fucking knew it.

If he only he could learn from an authentic like you.

Council Scum 10:22 Mon Nov 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
Fifth plays at being a muslim.

He's a lower caste

ManorParkHammer 10:19 Mon Nov 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
Tell me it was the WHOmails from Fifth?

Council Scum 10:18 Mon Nov 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
Once my next fight is out the way, the real fight starts mate

ManorParkHammer 10:17 Mon Nov 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
Kinda knew that was on the cards.

When you crossing the borders to Jihad?

Council Scum 10:10 Mon Nov 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
Converting mate, so came to the mother land

ManorParkHammer 9:56 Mon Nov 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
Why you over there?

Council Scum 9:43 Mon Nov 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
Women walk around on there own everywhere mate, barely seen one full burka since I've been out here either, strictest muslim city in the world and it's better than East London

ManorParkHammer 9:41 Mon Nov 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
"Worst Place In The World"

Stan:...Because I'm the man and what I say goes. And I say Saudi Arabia is the greatest country in the world.

Francine: Greatest country in the world?

♪♪ We packed our bags, we hopped a plane ♪♪

♪♪ We left our happy home ♪♪

Stan: Uhh, Francine, singing's kind of illegal here...

Francine: ♪♪ The culture seemed a bit insane but you said, hey, when in Rome... ♪♪

Stan: Uh, Seriously Francine, ixnay on the inging-say

Francine: ♪♪ Maybe you got no reason to complain, but I've got no Y chromosome... ♪♪

So here's what I don't like about Saudi Arabia...

♪♪ You can’t go out unless you are escorted by a man, ♪♪

♪♪ And when you do, you come home with a butt crack full of sand. ♪♪

♪♪ No alcohol, no rum and cokes and no Dom Perignon, ♪♪

♪♪ At least a girl can have a smoke. ♪♪

Man: But not on Ramadan!

Francine: ♪♪ Oh, it’s a land of joy, if you are a boy, ♪♪

♪♪ But if you are a girl, it’s the worst place in the world. ♪♪

Stan: Okay Francine we get it.

Francine: Oh, but I’m just getting started.

♪♪ American girls we do pilates, starve ourselves until we’re hotties, ♪♪

♪♪ Why? Because we like our bodies, check me out you uptight Saudis! ♪♪

♪♪ Oh it’s so awfully grand. ♪♪

Stan: ♪♪ Come on Francine stop singing. ♪♪

Francine: ♪♪ If you are a man. ♪♪

Stan: ♪♪ I’m only back up singing. ♪♪

Francine: ♪♪ If you don’t take me home soon Stan, I think I’m gonna hurl. ♪♪

♪♪ It’s the worst place in the world. ♪♪

Stan: I started this point system and she’s way behind.

Francine: ♪♪ I only want to see the world, explore and socialize, ♪♪

♪♪ But in this town I can’t so much as look at other guys, ♪♪

♪♪ ‘Cause if I did, they’d call me harlot, whore, adulteress, ♪♪

♪♪ I bet my last riyal you fellas won’t approve of this. ♪♪

♪♪ Who wants a kiss? ♪♪

♪♪ It’s great if you're from Mars, but not if you're from Venus, ♪♪

♪♪ If you wanna drive a car, you better have a penis. ♪♪

♪♪ So if you’ve got a vagina. ♪♪

Man: Ooh!

Francine: ♪♪A vulva. ♪♪

Man: Eee!

Francine: ♪♪ A clitoris. ♪♪

Man: What is a clitoris? *Stan shrugs shoulders*

Francine: ♪♪ And a labia... You see where I’m going with this. ♪♪

♪♪ Stay the hell away from Saudi Arabia! ♪♪

Man: WHORE! *Francine is thrown into a transportable jail cell*

Francine: STAN! *Stan looks on in silence, end scene.*

Council Scum 9:33 Mon Nov 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
I'm currently in Riyadh at the minute.

Its better than Barcelona

Billy Blagg 8:35 Mon Nov 9
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
Can't give you a bar Lenny me old mucker but do suggest you hang onto your wallet. Had my camera nicked from under my feet in La Ramblas Seriously, I put my foot down and thought "My bag was under that foot a few seconds ago". Would almost have applauded the thieving bastards until I realised the Hire Car keys were in the camera bag.

Leonard Hatred 7:44 Sun Nov 8
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
Thankyou for your input.

Mr Kenzo 7:40 Sun Nov 8
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
You lying bastard you are setting in front of a PC in your Y Fronts trying to attract attention. Worst attention seeker apart from Hugh Monteith so very sad

FrancoisVanDerElst 7:34 Sun Nov 8
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
He's been out injured for over a month back for classico

Leonard Hatred 7:30 Sun Nov 8
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
I was in the highest bit in the corner. Surprisingly good view though.
Neymar was fucking brilliant.

Why no Messi though?

FrancoisVanDerElst 7:27 Sun Nov 8
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
Hope u enjoyed it Leonard
I was sat right behind goal at the end the goals were , great atmosphere , Neymar is some player

Leonard Hatred 7:26 Sun Nov 8
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
An easy 3-0 win.
2 from Neymar and a Suarez penalty.

Was good, that.

subcutaneous 7:07 Sun Nov 8
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
All in all, Hatred, it appears like you've had a good weekend.

chim chim cha boo 7:04 Sun Nov 8
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
COLOURED FELLAS, SMASHING CRUMPET, IRISH BARS and being reasonably happy with the price you pay for a football ticket?

How did you get to Barcelona Len, in your DELOREAN?

Leonard Hatred 3:39 Sun Nov 8
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
I fuelled up on the €2 cans of Estrella from the coloured fellas outside.

Me_And_My_Monkey 3:36 Sun Nov 8
Re: Leonard Hatred in BARCELONA
Don't get pissed on the alcohol free lager at the ground.
I've seem Brits do it plenty of times.

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