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southlondonhammer 3:49 Thu Nov 12
Annoying work colleagues
I am putting it out there that I have the most annoying CUNT in the entire planet that I have to sit next to all day

a few reasons below why

He supports Tottenham

He makes personal phone calls most of the da
y
He has some kind of twitch which involves the following;

body twitching - jumping up out of his seat
coughing every 10 seconds
leaning back on his chair every 30 seconds
some sort of fucking growl every minute

He eats with his mouth open and it sounds like a fucking washing machine

he licks his fingers after he has eaten

he slurps his drinks

HES A FAT CUNT

Surely there is some sort of law that means I don't have to face this barrage every fucking day? severe case of PTSD going on over here!

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Takashi Miike 7:06 Wed Nov 18
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do you work with wayne rooney?

Brussels Sprout 4:31 Wed Nov 18
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I have a colleague who is unable to string a sentence together without saying the word "like" every other word.

Eggbert Nobacon 4:29 Wed Nov 18
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good one, proper showed me there

Johnson 4:29 Wed Nov 18
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No row, I'm educating the fella so he doesn't mug himself if front of his Y word colleague.

As always, providing a service.

You should try it some time instead of running about after me, yapping at my heels like an amorous puppy.

Eggbert Nobacon 4:28 Wed Nov 18
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Only Fistio could have a row about Olympic Stadium seating on a thread entitled Annoying Work Colleagues

great work

diehardhammer 4:24 Wed Nov 18
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Johnson are you a bit special or just thick?

the seats that are covered up cant be used in football mode because as you said theyre covered by tarpaulin

Johnson 2:06 Wed Nov 18
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It most certainly does hold 70k in football mode. We're just only allowed to sell 54k of the seats.

They don't take seats out.

diehardhammer 1:53 Wed Nov 18
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Johnson 1:27 Wed Nov 18

I know it holds 70k but that's not in "football mode" like he was implying

Takashi Miike 1:52 Wed Nov 18
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"that looks an interesting piece of toast"

After8 1:48 Wed Nov 18
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Ha! Hardly interesting!

Woodford Green 1:45 Wed Nov 18
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mashed in maryland 1:29 Wed Nov 18
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I got that a couple days ago whilst tucking into a Tesco cheese and tomato sandwich!

Takashi Miike 1:44 Wed Nov 18
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mashed in maryland 1:29 Wed Nov 18


hahaha

the coming of gary 1:34 Wed Nov 18
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Lashed in fairy land

mashed in maryland 1:29 Wed Nov 18
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One small irritation I have in offices is when people in the kitchen area ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS strike up conversation about the food you've brought in or the cup of tea you're making.

"Ooooh that looks interesting".

Fuck off. I'm in this shithole to make money not friends.

Johnson 1:27 Wed Nov 18
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Yes, it holds more than 70,000 seats, diehard.

We are covering up seats that won't be sold with TARPAULIN.

Professional, eh? Why do people still not know these things?

After8 1:16 Wed Nov 18
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I hate people who eat the food brought in for a birthday without asking.

penners28 1:13 Wed Nov 18
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it does actually hold 70k doesnt it?

diehardhammer 1:10 Wed Nov 18
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Only been in my current job a month.

Got a Tottenham fan in my team, literally just tried creating conversation saying: "that Olympic stadium will be an empty bowl for you lot"

I replied: "west ham are apparently on target to hit 40,000 season ticket holders actually"

"still be a lifeless bowl, I mean it holds 70,000"

My reply: "no holds 54,000 actually, still shame Tottenham lost it in the bidding process eh!"

"we never wanted it anyway" - then shuts up.

fucking hate Tottenham fans, absolute cunts

Mad Dog 11:08 Sun Nov 15
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100.arsehole colleagues

lowlife 10:24 Sun Nov 15
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The only thing worse than dressing up is when some managers insist on decorating THE WHOLE FUCKING DEPARTMENT.

I usually joined in by putting up a 'NOTHING TO DO WITH ME' sign.

What made it even worse was the Ops managers getting competitive about it and arranging scoring sessions and then moaning at their team when another area had 'done something amazing'. Couldn't make it up.

Customer Service wankers.

penners28 9:59 Sun Nov 15
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The "health and wellbeing" guy at our place was bouncing round all day friday, whilst the rest of us were sat at our desk working. We've had a poor year and are paying £££ out for a salary for someone to piss around

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