ILOVEPAOLODICANIO 10:33 Thu Feb 18
Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
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I keep trying to pass off Belstaffs one of his mate jetskiing back to London off his head on pills.
Basically make it any Med holiday tale and say I was in magaluf and.... 'my mate was so fucked up he tried to jet ski back to London off his head'.
That was a goodie but I don't think anyone believed it.
What have you told from here?
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di_kezio
11:51 Thu Feb 18
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I quite often accuse people of 'being a whufcroe'. Means nothing to them, but it's shorthand for being caught engaging in highly deviant sexual behaviour, often with an unwilling partner.
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Pub Bigot
10:23 Thu Feb 18
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Cunt/Cunted in the Bastard become quite popular amongst my pals.
I never took to HOT PISS!
One of the WHO things I love is the longevity of things WHOers find funny e.g. "SON" when referring to a fellow WHOer. Dicksie who in my early days as a poster would get on my tits has grown into a funny fucker and I do love me a Capsie catchphrase! Even if I am a sun worshipping DRUID! The latest thread fad is when naming ex pros of clubs we're playing. No idea why, makes me laugh.
10 years WHO service this year. Would be better if that lagered up Weatherspoons loving lorry driving cunt Hatred returned from his WHO hiatus, but you can't have everything.
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White Pony
7:19 Thu Feb 18
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None. Would be a fucking tragic thing to do.
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SUM A DING WONG
7:15 Thu Feb 18
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I've not used stories from here..
But, I have used the expression "roaring up some bird" though..
Thanks for that one WHO..
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bruuuno
6:52 Thu Feb 18
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Actually a bloke I know met a girl online who he fell madly in love with and arranged to meet at heathrow. She kept saying her flight was delayed etc until after three days he realised he'd been catfished. Very similar to the team boaty story
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w4hammer
6:27 Thu Feb 18
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Reply Mr Kenzo 4:37 Thu Feb 18
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W4 the same fella who bled over my missus feet?
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*takes another sip and smiles*
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Kearley
5:48 Thu Feb 18
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The story about how the highly paid West Ham players purposefully threw the home match with Astra last summer.
Oh no, that was one that ILPDC came up with and it was the biggest load of rubbish ever.
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Pub Bigot
5:35 Thu Feb 18
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Mr Anon 10:43 Thu Feb 18
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I remember that. Had me doubled up!
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Mr Kenzo
4:37 Thu Feb 18
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W4 the same fella who bled over my missus feet?
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The Joker
4:33 Thu Feb 18
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I've been known to pretend I once wished cancer on the club's captain at the time.
Never fails to impress the ladies.
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w4hammer
4:28 Thu Feb 18
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kicked an everton fan in the head and splattered his nose as he hid in MnM's
* looks over top of pint and points at SOMEONE*
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El Scorchio
3:40 Thu Feb 18
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Same as MPI. I've relayed a few stories I've read on here, (usually when people ask me why I'm laughing as I read WHO) but never passed anything off as my own story.
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scott_d
3:38 Thu Feb 18
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none that I remember.
I did use to say "Pint of bothered" for a while though.
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MrBen
3:31 Thu Feb 18
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only1billybonds 11:33 Thu Feb 18
The Shit Tread, iirc
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Huffers
12:03 Thu Feb 18
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I go around saying I beat up fat ginger disabled kids to get Lampard's shirt which I now proudly display in my lounge. I also give head to our entire squad.
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Mr Kenzo
11:38 Thu Feb 18
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Looking for a child to take to Football
*Runs from thread*
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only1billybonds
11:33 Thu Feb 18
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Mr anon.
I remember that. Totally agree,would do well to find a funnier tale on here.
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The_Phantom
10:59 Thu Feb 18
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i-Ron 10:43 Thu Feb 18
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HairyHammer
10:57 Thu Feb 18
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Have enough of my own to use.
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BRANDED
10:56 Thu Feb 18
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I've used the C word a tad more.
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ILOVEPAOLODICANIO
10:55 Thu Feb 18
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Reply Pancho 10:52 Thu Feb 18
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I've told Stansted as a cautionary tale quite a few times.
Female or male...
'Close your legs love or that will be your husband....'
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