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Forest Gate Ugly 11:55 Mon Apr 10
Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
To the tune of the Beach Boys song the Mancs sing about Mourinho:

"Woke up this morning feeling fine
Got Cheikh Kouyaté on my mind
He loves the Claret and Blue like we knew that he would.
Oh yeah
Something tells me Cheikh's into something good."

My brother's going to Sunderland. Don't leave him singing it on his own!

I thank you

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Forest Gate Ugly 12:01 Wed Apr 12
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
Troy your Salt n Peppa inspired one has a camp genius to it. How about 'and Cressy' to make it scan? Thank me later!

Fifth Column 11:37 Wed Apr 12
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
Fivetide should be the official WHO songwriter from now on

Fifth Column 11:37 Wed Apr 12
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
I actually think the one below is simple and genius...

You've got to fight
For your right
Kouyaaaaaateeee

Fifth Column 11:35 Wed Apr 12
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
Yes I'm bored

Fifth Column 11:35 Wed Apr 12
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
Kouyaaaate
Wooooooooooohhhhh
Kouyateee
Wooooooooohhhhhh
He's massive and he's black
He should be centre back

Fifth Column 11:34 Wed Apr 12
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
Kouyaaaate
Wooooooooooohhhhh
Kouyateee
Wooooooooohhhhhh
He don't chase Essex snatch
He prays before each match

Fifth Column 11:32 Wed Apr 12
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
Kouyaaaate
Wooooooooooohhhhh
Kouyateee
Wooooooooohhhhhh
His passing is just daft
He should play centre half

Stevethehammer 10:47 Wed Apr 12
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
To the tune of ain't nobody and a slight variation of lanzini's song

Cheik kouyate, cheik kouyate
Makes me happy
Plays the west ham way

Pervy McBeer 10:28 Wed Apr 12
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
To the sound of Jump in Line by Harry Belafonte

Cheik, Cheik, Cheik Kouyate
Cheik ya body line
Cheik, Cheik, Cheik Kouyate
Cheik it all the time

Troy McClure 10:18 Wed Apr 12
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
A rip of Arsenal's song from a few years back but hey-ho..

To the Salt n' Pepa tune - Lets talk about sex...

LETS TALK ABOUT CHEIK BABY
LETS TALK ABOUT LAN-ZI-NI
LETS TALK ABOUT MARKY NOBLE, ANDY CARROLL AND FEG-HOU-LI
LETS TALK ABOUT CHEIK

(appreciate Im one syllable out in that 3rd line but it got hard to scan with the squad names available)

Mr Anon 10:11 Wed Apr 12
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
Not sure that exactly goes with the tune Aalborg!

Aalborg Hammer 9:55 Wed Apr 12
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
To the tune of Barry Manilows' Copa cabana...

His name's Kouyote,
He comes from Dakar,
There's no player here who is blacker

Sarge 4:15 Wed Apr 12
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
On the beach boys theme

Everybody loves cheikhou
Cheikhou kou-ya-te


Cheikhou Cheikhou kou-ya-te

Cheikhou Cheikhou kou-ya-te

Cheikhou Cheikhou kou-ya-te etc etc

Troy McClure 6:32 Tue Apr 11
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
He's big
He's black
He might have a heart attack
KOUYATE KOUYATE





I'm sorry

Forest Gate Ugly 6:04 Tue Apr 11
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
Scrap my idea. I like Fivetide's. Altogether now. "You've gotta fight. For your right. Kouyaaaaaaaate" Possibly

Saul Bollox 6:02 Tue Apr 11
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
(nt)

Saul Bollox 6:02 Tue Apr 11
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
(nt)

Saul Bollox 6:02 Tue Apr 11
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
(nt)

Fivetide 5:15 Tue Apr 11
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
I wanted a Chaka Khan lyric to work somehow, but it really doesn't.

Mr Anon 5:11 Tue Apr 11
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
Surely there's scope for Harry Belefonte- Jump in line!

Cheik Cheik Cheik Kouyatee
running down the line....

something else something else


obviously he doesn't run down the line, so might have to wait for a Billic special!

Fivetide 5:03 Tue Apr 11
Re: Come on you songsmiths and lyricists Cheikhou Kouyaté deserves a decent song
fuckingwingdinggrrrrbollocksinsertsymbols willyoubastardahhhhh

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