WHO Poll
Q:



Gary Darkness 12:22 Tue Oct 23
I went to a Chinese restaurant...
(nt)

Replies - Newest Posts First (Show In Chronological Order)

Swiss. 11:43 Fri Oct 26
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
A Chinese meal is like making love to beautiful woman. One hour later you want to do it all again.

Darlo Debs 11:53 Thu Oct 25
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
haha Roly

Ridikzappa 11:49 Thu Oct 25
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
Best
Thread
Ever

roltrader 2:41 Thu Oct 25
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
...sat down and looked across to the next table to see what they were eating. They had a large pot in the middle of the table and the lid kept going up and down. I asked the waiter what they were having.... the peking duck, he replied.

stewey 2:36 Thu Oct 25
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
Do you wan sore finger on your chips ?

GRiM71 12:12 Thu Oct 25
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
https://youtu.be/I9DkHKhODcY

this poxy song sprung to mind - pretty sure my girl would sing different lyrics to this though

bruuuno 12:55 Thu Oct 25
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
I am Chinese bin man I said to the owner where your bin where your bin? he goes I no been anywhere! I go no where your wheely bin? He goes ah! I wheely bin having a wank

-_-

mallard 12:41 Thu Oct 25
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
.....his other daughter only had one leg



Her name was Irene

IsaacHock 12:19 Thu Oct 25
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
...and got talking to the owner. He told me his daughter was a pirate. I asked if she wore an eyepatch, to which he replied

“Don’t be sirry. She no wear eyepatch if she want to fry the prane”

BRANDED 7:02 Tue Oct 23
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
Wok was Wong?

eswing hammer 6:51 Tue Oct 23
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
I went into a Chinese restaurant and a panda bear was just finishing his bamboo meal when suddenly he draws his pistol and puts a bullet straight into the poor waiter the head waiter says to him ,why you do that? The panda says ,look it up in the dictionary,,the head waiter runs out the back ,brings the dictionary back but because his English is not so good asks me what it says ,l said it says here,panda bear eats bamboo and shoots ...

Gary Darkness 3:39 Tue Oct 23
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
fair enough

ohnobleone 3:39 Tue Oct 23
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
Standing at the counter I noticed his wok was on fire.
I pointed at it and said “Wok Wok” and he
Said “who dare “.

joe blob 1:58 Tue Oct 23
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
...and was quietly sitting enjoying my meals, when an armed robber came in and put a gun to the Chinaman's head.

He said "Give me all the money in the till, NOW"

The Chinaman replied" What, to take away."

The Hammers 1:00 Tue Oct 23
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
Supporting West Ham is like going to a chinese restaurant.

Westham67 12:44 Tue Oct 23
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
I said to English owner , can I see your kitchen he said no shes gone out

Pagey 12:34 Tue Oct 23
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
......and the waiter asked me “How is your food sir?”

I replied “The chicken is rubbery” and he said “Oh, thank you velly much!”

Mike Oxsaw 12:26 Tue Oct 23
Re: I went to a Chinese restaurant...
...and they'd run out of knees?





Copyright 2006 WHO.NET | Powered by: