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Gavros 6:33 Wed Oct 31
Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
You'll probably remember the story of Amethyst Realm, the woman who claims to have met and fallen in love with a ghost on holiday.

The 30-year-old, who claims to have slept with at least 20 ghosts, now appears to be settling down as she has revealed that the ghost has asked for her hand in marriage.

Speaking to The Sun, the spiritual counsellor shared the story of how her lover popped the question, which occurred during a trip to the Wookey Hole caves in Somerset.

"I'd suggested a weekend away and we decided on Weston-super-Mare.

As soon as we got to the hotel, my lover told me he wanted to go to Wookey Hole. It’s nearly an hour from Weston, but he was insistent.

Halfway through the tour, he told me he wanted to hang back from the group.

That’s when it happened. There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees! But for the first time, I heard him speak."

She claims that she heard the ghost say "will you marry me?" before adding:

"It’s hard to explain but, until that point, his words were inside my head. But, on that day, the words were outside.

I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real."

They are now planning their big day and which ring she will wear, which she hopes will be an amethyst stone, which would be appropriate, but she wants him to make the choice.

Apparently, they want their special day to be a big occasion and will be a traditional Page 'handfasting' ceremony, where their hands will be tied together.

However, she admits that the guests may struggle as her partner doesn't have a name and she's not even 100 per cent sure if he is a man.

In addition, she is hoping to have a baby with her ghostly lover which she seems optimistic about the possibility of conceiving with a spirit, stating:

"I looked into it and I don’t think it’s totally out of the question.

I’m sure there’s a way around that — I just haven’t worked it out yet."

She believes that women who have so-called 'phantom pregnancies,' which include signs of nausea and a swollen abdomen, actually 'ghost babies' living inside women but that their bodies are unable to cope with the paranormal.

Amethyst also claims that ghosts are very good lovers, so even if she isn't able to get pregnant from a ghost, she'll be sure to be having some fun in her attempts to do so.

"Ghost lovers tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke.

There's always more of a connection, because the sex goes beyond physical. It's like any other kind of sex.

The main difference is I just can't see them."

I feel them though, their weight against me, their touch, the warmth and energy that just sinks into me

Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm being moved. Orgasms I have with my spirit lovers have been way more satisfying than any I've had with ordinary men.

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Ronald_antly 11:07 Fri Nov 2
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
I was expecting this to be about Demi Moore.

Mart O 10:41 Fri Nov 2
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
I'd opt for a Super Mare before a horny ghost.

WSM Hammer 10:16 Fri Nov 2
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Living in Weston super mare - I can confirm it is full of horny ghosts

Swiss. 4:59 Fri Nov 2
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Got some ghoul to come out with this story.

NDT 11:22 Fri Nov 2
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Just trying to out do Texas.

Joe C 4:25 Fri Nov 2
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
When they get married, will the ghost say “I doooooo-ooooooooo-oooooo”?

Nurse Ratched 9:20 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Reminds me of one of the best things I've seen on TV:

Mark Gatiss' monologue as the cave guide for 'Stump Hole Cavern'.

Mart O 9:19 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Ag ! I can't remember the first thing about it. Literally nothing, other than I know I went.

Nurse Ratched 9:17 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Mart O

I went there several times as a child. I still have the guidebook and a leather bookmark. I even remember the 'poem' from the paper mill round the back of the cave entrance:

Rags make paper
Paper makes money
Money makes banks
Banks make loans
Loans make beggars
Beggars make rags.

I'd visit again tomorrow if I could.

Westham67 9:16 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Could she have a ghost baby ?

Mart O 9:13 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Trevor B 8:57 Thu Nov 1

You're confusing 'to Wookey Hole' with 'in Wookie's hole'.

Trevor B 9:11 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Nope but I remember my brother and sister mentioning it. I was only 1 when it aired by the looks of it.

Nurse Ratched 9:09 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Do you remember a children's drama called The Changes? It was a post apocalyptic scenario where electricity/electric machines had rebelled against humans, or something. Weird sound effects and moody shots of pylons. I've never been able to look at a pylon without hearing the 'screechy' electronic sound effect.

Trevor B 8:58 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Chocky and The Dark Tower, scary shit for a kid.

Nurse Ratched 8:57 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Blimey.

It was odd. Not as odd as Pipkins, though. Fuck me, that was dark.

Trevor B 8:57 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Mart O

have you got a sexual obsession with Chewbacca?

Mart O 8:56 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
I've been to Wookey Hole.

Trevor B 8:55 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Loved that program when i was a kid, most of the cast are dead now. Lynda La Plante was in it!

Nurse Ratched 8:47 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
"If your lady garden needs haunting, just call Rentaghost..."

Trevor B 8:45 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
*sneezes*

Nurse Ratched 8:41 Thu Nov 1
Re: Ghost slag claims she's now going steady and hoping for a baby
Amethyst: "Yes, mum. I'm seeing a bloke called Timothy Claypole. He has a great sense of humour..."

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