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Ridikzappa 10:45 Sat Mar 9
Voodoo or witchcraft spells
Any wiccans, witches or voodoo priests on here?

Need to place a malevolent curse on someone and require a spell.

Many thanks.

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gph 3:22 Tue Mar 12
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We will never win 4-0 again.

8-0 is nicer, anyway

only1billybonds 1:25 Tue Mar 12
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My old man put a curse on me at the age of 4. Took me over west ham for the first time. Cheers dad!!.

Hammer and Pickle 12:24 Tue Mar 12
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Evil PIE, more like.

Darby_ 12:07 Tue Mar 12
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Watch out for the evil eye, Coffee.

Nurse Ratched 6:20 Mon Mar 11
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Coffee 4:20


*gazes levelly at Coffee*

Westham67 6:19 Mon Mar 11
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Alacazaam I've just turned myself into a shoe box

Westham67 6:17 Mon Mar 11
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I liked the Shamen I can climb any mountain

Toe Rag 5:03 Mon Mar 11
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Ha!

Slightly less subtle methods used in that case.

Coffee 4:57 Mon Mar 11
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Toe Rag 4:49 Mon Mar 11

Roberto Calvi?

Toe Rag 4:49 Mon Mar 11
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Scratch the name of the person to be cursed on a hammered out square of lead or preferably silver with a plea to the gods to wither the appendages of your choice and render them barren and whatever other misfortunes that you wish to inflict upon them. Roll it up tightly and chuck it off London Bridge.

Seems to be what the Romans did.

TML

Darlo Debs 4:28 Mon Mar 11
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you should go and see the wise woman.

Why is she called the wise woman

Because she is wise
and she is a woman.


(apologies i am.having a Blackadder spell)

Hammer and Pickle 4:24 Mon Mar 11
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"My mum's got bigger juju than yours."

Killer.

Northern Sold 4:23 Mon Mar 11
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Apparently Adebayor and his family are into a bit of voodoo and witchcraft… when AVB was manager at Spurs he was terrified of Adebayor… would never speak to him one on one… believed in curses and all sorts… the fucking screwballs

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2855075/Premier-League-star-Emmanuel-Adebayor-claims-mother-practising-black-magic-him.html

Coffee 4:20 Mon Mar 11
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Darby_ 3:19 Mon Mar 11

She seems to have mislaid that 4-0 spell.

Coffee 4:19 Mon Mar 11
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Oh dear 3:46 Mon Mar 11

Oh dear.

Oh dear 3:46 Mon Mar 11
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A Voodoo Storey

My old man lives in the West Indies and there is a Haitian gardener in his condo (whom I’ve always got on with)

I don’t go out there very often and I asked my dad how the gardener was and he said he had died.

He’d had a Voodoo curse put on him by someone back in Haiti. News of this curse had turned this giant of a man into a snivelling wreck and he had to go back to Haiti to have the curse removed, and after he had it removed he’d been run over by a bus.

Darby_ 3:19 Mon Mar 11
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There's a West Ham witch if you can find her. Everyone that fucks with us - Sheffield U, Orient, Charlton, etc, gets cursed and fucked over themselves.

arsene york-hunt 3:14 Mon Mar 11
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When I was in the Caribbean I took out a curse with an obeah man that Sheffield United would not get back into the Premier League for at least 10 years. They have not and this proves it works. I am now annoyed with myself for not paying for a longer spell.

Willtell 1:52 Sat Mar 9
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No Chill. It isn't bird shit either. It's dog shit....hth

ChillTheKeel 1:40 Sat Mar 9
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Willtell 1:23

I'm not remotely surprised, you incontinent old cunt.

claypole 1:35 Sat Mar 9
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Check out Grotbags on the youtube

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