Leonard Hatred 9:14 Sun May 12
Name 5 things you don't get the fucking point of.
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Mild cheese
Made In Chelsea
Tea
Chinese food
Ready salted crisps
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Crassus
9:57 Sat May 25
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Those absolute shitcunts that walk their hounds through natural woods etc, do the right thing of collecting their beasts droppings, but then for reasons I cant fathom, drop the plasic shite bag, all neatly tied
Ive seen them dangling from trees, on log piles and decorating hedgerows
Why you cunts, why? just let the dog shit in the woods rather than leave it bagged
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Mart O
4:44 Sat May 25
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*might be helpful
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Mart O
4:38 Sat May 25
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Hmmm...Mauresmo has always struck me as intelligent and not your typical sporting muppet.
In an individual sport I can see why it my be helpful to have an external perspective from someone who's been there seen it and done it, and more to the point did the hard way (for years she was called the best player to never win a grand slam title). I'm not sure I'd call that coaching though.
Also, she's a massive rug muncher so he could wave his old boy about in the dressing room to his heart's content without fear of her going weak at the knees, moist of the gusset, etc, etc.
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Nurse Ratched
3:16 Sat May 25
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Ha!
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Bungo
3:09 Sat May 25
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Nurse Ratched 3:04 Sat May 25
Some might not have liked the answers...
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Bungo
3:08 Sat May 25
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*charade
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Bungo
3:07 Sat May 25
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Nurse Ratched 3:03 Sat May 25
My honest belief is that for people like Andy Murray, if they can work with someone that helps improve their performance by 1% or 2% then this is clearly worth it.
For average wage slaves, despite the hierarchy's insistence that 'people want to improve and develop', most want to do enough to stay in a job, collect their wages and go home. Therefore there are many of us engaged in a huge ongoing charde that is 'improving performance in business'.
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Nurse Ratched
3:04 Sat May 25
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#whynotmetoo might have got more traction.
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Nurse Ratched
3:03 Sat May 25
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And now I begin to glimpse its utility...
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Bungo
2:58 Sat May 25
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Nurse Ratched 2:55 Sat May 25
Quite right too. But by spouting the right bollocks at the right people now and then, I can avoid having to do any real work.
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Bungo
2:57 Sat May 25
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TonkaToy 10:17 Fri May 24
It never really took off, but my wife and her colleagues came up with #notmetoo for women who were pissed off that they hadn't been sexually harassed.
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Nurse Ratched
2:55 Sat May 25
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Yyyyyyyeah, I'm calling bullshit on the whole industry.
You lost me at 'unlocking potential'.
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Bungo
2:53 Sat May 25
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Nurse Ratched 11:40 Fri May 24
"I'm not sure that 'coaching' for middle aged office workers is the same sort of thing as coaching sport".
Essentially, it is.
To get vile with jargon already, it's about unlocking potential.
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Briano
10:15 Sat May 25
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People from China that try to push into a queue
People from from Africa that shout into their phones on the tube
People from America that have speakerphone conversations in restaurants
People that come out of the toilet after doing a line and start talking pish
People texting on the stairs when you have a heavy suitcase
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Briano
10:02 Sat May 25
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People with new white teeth that can’t stop smiling
Middle aged men with dyed hair
Golf and the stupid clothes
Personalised number plates
Litterbugs
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Nurse Ratched
11:47 Fri May 24
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Like Amelie Mauresmo, I am not as good at tennis as Andy Murray.
Therefore there is no reason why I should not get the job of coaching Andy Murray (yeah, I know he's retired, but bear with me)
Here's how I would coach Andy Murray:
"Go on, then, hit the ball. Jesus, that was fast and accurate! Ok, here's that Spanish chimp Nadal. Play a game of tennis against him. HOLY FECKING SHIT, SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, you're good at this! Yeah, anyway, just keep doing it like that"
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Nurse Ratched
11:40 Fri May 24
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Ah, I didn't know about Lendl coaching him. But Mauresmo?
Bungo - I'm not sure that 'coaching' for middle aged office workers is the same sort of thing as coaching sport.
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british is best
11:33 Fri May 24
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Sullivan
Gold
Brady
Nigel kahn
Hugh southon
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Bungo
11:32 Fri May 24
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Nurse Ratched 9:37 Fri May 24
Ah, but coaching isn't the same as teaching.
And yes, it sounds as if I have been on a shit ton of bullshit coaching courses because I have...
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TeVaz
11:32 Fri May 24
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Oh , and Womens football.
And test cricket .
And F1
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TeVaz
11:31 Fri May 24
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Salad
Fortnite
People who sit at work moaning about their job.
Going on about how much people miss the Boleyn .
Dance music .
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