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claret on my shirt 1:59 Tue Jun 18
Toilet facilities at your work
What are they like, good bad or average, what makes a good work shitter for you?

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Aalborg Hammer 4:40 Wed Jun 19
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Back when I just a mere trainee ,one of the old boys would go into the bog with a mug of tea ,bacon sarnie, packet of Senior Service and the Racing Post...he would sit there for half an hour choosing his nags...different times

nerd 4:08 Wed Jun 19
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I'm guessing you think these are of British decent ,these are people from all over the world and some toilet habits are very different indeed. Our inclusion pack at work describes toilet habit's and what is accepted here.

Fifth Column 2:50 Wed Jun 19
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Was talking to a WHU employee based on the OS

She said her boss had the right hump as someone had taken his sandwich out of the fridge and they all thought he'd just forgotten where he'd put it.

Then the boss went to the loo and when he came back out was really pissed off because in the loos there was an empty sandwich packet and a piece of discarded lettuce

What sort of cheap ####er nicks a sandwich and then eats it in the toilet?

Actually our owners probably would do that.

Fifth Column 2:48 Wed Jun 19
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Nerd

The cup/bottle is to pour water down your arse crack to clean it.

Then tissue to dry.

Then you go and wash your hands in the sink like everyone else.


Did you really think people used a cup of water to wash their hands when there are sinks in the loos?

tr3bor 2:35 Wed Jun 19
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like whats already been said, most toilet facilities are fine, its the dirty bastards who use them

SecondOpinion 1:59 Wed Jun 19
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Very often see empty food packages where the user has had his lunch. Sitting on the toilet

Admiral Lard 10:09 Wed Jun 19
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Our's are not too bad. The ladies have their own section away from the mens, two standard traps for ladies only
the gents are somewhat more industrial, 3 traps and 2 urinals with flushers. 2 new sinks with hot and cold running water, 2 soap dispensers and a fuck off hand dryer.

Not bad at all in fact

nerd 9:44 Wed Jun 19
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my toilets are 247 in use and from the look quite nice. but we had no standing on the toilets signs which looked like ski jumpers due to some engineers religious beliefs. Now we are just getting over ,cups left in there to wash the wiping hand. I'm very tolerant but this does push the boundaries.

Alfs 3:48 Wed Jun 19
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chim chim cha boo 7:21 Tue Jun 18

That made me laugh. I work from home too and have a similar sounding khazi.

arsegrapes 3:32 Wed Jun 19
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I feel sorry for the Poles having to use up all that ex British Rail khazi paper they bought on mass, they got a cheap deal granted, but they had no idea it was like wiping your ass with tracing paper, and I thought the septics were thick buying London Bridge hee hee.

joyo 2:17 Wed Jun 19
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Pickle do you really have flushing bogs in Poland? Bet you use your hand as real bog roll ain't affordable in pleasant pheasant poo land.

bruuuno 12:49 Wed Jun 19
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There is a phantom shifter doing hideous things in the birds bogs where I work.

Several ladies have come back visibly upset after using the khazi.

I’m certain it’s an angry butch dyke who works there and hates everyone and I wish her well in her shitty endeavours.

bruuuno 12:46 Wed Jun 19
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I’d rather have no no en-suite in England than a dozen in ponce nonce land

Mike Oxsaw 10:10 Tue Jun 18
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Recently moved to a new office.

The toilet facilities are all "hands free".

When you go for a piss, a cute little Pinay bint unzips your flies, takes out and drives the old John Thomas, shakes the drips off when you've finished then blows it dry, zips it back in place then pats it gently to make sure you're properly dressed before leaving.

The captain's logs are quite popular. I've noticed.

Hammer and Pickle 9:48 Tue Jun 18
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You have an en suite bathroom like I live in a bouncy castle, Batz.

Dwight Van Mann 9:45 Tue Jun 18
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3 bathrooms in my drum Pickle you cabbage savage
(one en suite) but you do know that you pissing out of an upstairs windows doesn't count as one of your bathrooms and neither does pissing in the garden!

Hammer and Pickle 9:40 Tue Jun 18
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*stars

Hammer and Pickle 9:39 Tue Jun 18
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I've got two bathrooms, Batz: one downstairs and the other upstairs.

You don't even have stairs, let alone a garden. No wonder you are pissed off if I choose to have a look up at the stairs of a night while I relieve the pressure on my gut. Never mind - you're a fucking social case mess.

Iron Duke 9:34 Tue Jun 18
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claret on my shirt 5:33 Tue Jun 18

🤣

Dwight Van Mann 9:31 Tue Jun 18
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Pickle works from home - he uses his garden as a khazi

What a lovely fella

Cheezey Bell-End 9:16 Tue Jun 18
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Predictably, the local spaz has reared his head. All this talk about toilets is giving him a stiffy.

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