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Walnut Whip 1:36 Fri Aug 2
New Season, New Songs....
With apologies to the late, great Peter Sellers and anyone who finds this pretty shit; here goes:

"Any old irons? Any old irons?
Any, any, any old irons?
You look neat. Talk about a treat!
You look so dapper from your napper to your feet.
Dressed in style, brand-new tile,
With the famous Claret & Blue on,
And I wouldn't give a shit for the Chelsea* scum,
Old irons, old irons."

*replace as applicable
** repeat verse over and over in faster tempo
The original song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upg5Pj5PW8k

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medwayhammer1 7:40 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
Just to be a bit left field and one for all the old goths and post punks on here

Sebastien by the Sex Gang Children...cant be fucked to do any Irons related lyrics tho!

Do i win the most obscure Sebastien related song prize on here?

RM10 6:36 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
You’re gonna get your fucking head kicked in........bring it back?

SUM A DING WONG 6:21 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
Abbue Clancy? Ive just turned he into a Nigerian!

Sorry Wils!!

SUM A DING WONG 6:16 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
Ok, you prefer Blonde hair, blue eyes? That's fine. And Abbue Clancy is very nice looking.

I prefer the Mediterranean look.

Why don't we just say they're both very good looking.

Job done.

Now don't fuck up our new song for Fornals!!

;-)

Wils 6:09 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
Come on. Compare her to Peter Crouch's wife. Better than Andy Carrol's other half though. (Sorry if you read this forum, Andy. I am sure she has nice personality)

SUM A DING WONG 6:02 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
Wils,

She's fucking gorgeous. What are you on?!

Wils 6:00 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
SUM A DING WONG wrote...

*believe me, google his bird

Tania Lara? She don't float my boat. For some reason she reminds me of Jemima the ragdoll from Playschool. Not many of the wags are that fit. They have quite poor taste most of them. Peter Crouch did ok though.

SUM A DING WONG 5:57 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
eswing hammer,

That's a winner.

Unfortunately, we now just copy all the generic shit from all the other teams.

SUM A DING WONG 5:17 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
*believe me, google his bird

SUM A DING WONG 5:14 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
To the tune of 'Living on a prayer'

Woah, we're half way there.

Woah, Sebastien Haller!

Score a goal and we'll make it i swear.

Woah, Sebastien Haller!

SUM A DING WONG 5:12 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
To the tune of ' 'Saints go marching in'

Pablo Fornals is wonderful

Pablo Fornals is wonderful

He's bird is fit and he plays for West Ham!

Pablo Fornals is wonderful!

If you don't believe me ablut his, google her.

eswing hammer 3:37 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
Don’t matter how many we make up on here ,apart from the odd bubbles and lido,nobody hardly sings anymore ,l heard someone (me) singing this to the Paulo dicanio tune................first ones to win a game at the new shite hart lane, first one to score a goal michal Antonio,.....repeat

ironsofcanada 3:12 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
Would be original if nothing else.

ironsofcanada 3:09 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
I asked this before but anyone remember the Cockney Rebel Song -

"Sebastian"

I find the part that uses the title pretty epic sounding

"Somebody called me Sebastian
Somebody called me Sebastian
Mangle my mind, love me sublime, do it in style,"

It is not upbeat maybe, but some new words in there belted out by 50,000 for Haller would be pretty eerie and intense.

Just a thought.

Mike the Hammer 2:48 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
Haller, Haller, Haller, Haller, Haller, Haller, Haller, Haller...WEST HAM

w4hammer 2:37 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
Sebastien Haller......sebastian haller......haller......haller**


** If you know, you know..

The Stoat 2:03 Fri Aug 2
Re: New Season, New Songs....
We’ve got Haller
Sebastian Haller
I just don’t think you understand
He’s Pellegrini’s boy
Better than Nistelrooy
We’ve got Sebastian Haller





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