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Queens Fish Bar 11:05 Mon Oct 7
9 important facts of life
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older .
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.

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Far Cough 12:24 Mon Oct 7
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EfW9znJYjw

Far Cough 12:22 Mon Oct 7
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Sydney_Iron 11:25 Mon Oct 7
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Haha, Tom Baker made a cracking salty sea dog

mallard 12:17 Mon Oct 7
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...or painted on the wall in Italics

Dan M 12:04 Mon Oct 7
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Definitely has a "Live Laugh Love" magnet on the fridge.

Sydney_Iron 11:25 Mon Oct 7
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aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman’s hand, milord!
I’ll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor
in a storm.

SecondOpinion 11:23 Mon Oct 7
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There should be ten really. Lazy posting on behalf of the poster

Mr Kenzo 11:19 Mon Oct 7
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Been on the Turps already this morning ?

Moncurs Putting Iron 11:18 Mon Oct 7
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Important?

Grumpster 11:17 Mon Oct 7
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For #6, I'd probably change mine to death and alcohol.

One will no doubt lead to the other.

bruuuno 11:09 Mon Oct 7
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U ok hun? Xx

Johnson 11:06 Mon Oct 7
Re: 9 important facts of life
Welcome to Mumsnet...





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