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Gavros 4:17 Thu Oct 31
Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
A drunk and drugged up man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in the car park of a Premier Inn, a court heard.

Michael Golsorkhi was seen 'thrusting' with his trousers around his ankles in full view of families eating at a Beefeater pub in Stockport.

The 26-year-old pulled up his underwear before running away and hiding in bushes after he was confronted by hotel staff.


https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/drunk-drugged-up-man-tried-17176000

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Darlo Debs 9:45 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
Cos its funny that this man was using leaves as his HOe

Queens Fish Bar 9:40 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
Why do people keep raking over this story?

Darlo Debs 8:38 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
Well done Hairy. People could do.with taking a leaf out of your book

Tomshardware 8:25 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
He must have felt a right Plum.

HairyHammer 8:19 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
Policeman ] " What are you doing "
Leaf perve } " I'm having sex with these leaves".
Policeman } "Why".
Leaf perve } " My wife left me".
Policeman ) " Oh I guess you beLEAF in life after love".

I am proud of that one.

eusebiovic 7:46 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
He gave it his all despite the fact that his old chap had more droop than a WEEPING WILLOW

The Mercernary 6:58 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
Where were his FRONDS when he needed them?

Side of Ham 6:51 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
Can you imagine the state of his Privets?

Gavros 6:51 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
Fuck sex on the beach, this is sex on the BEECH

The Mercernary 6:49 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
This could go on fir days...

geoffpikey 6:48 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
Interpol have nabbed him. The cock was hiding in CYPRESS.

diehardhammer 6:39 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
this thread is great, full of TREEmendous puns

Side of Ham 6:27 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
Love conkers all....

geoffpikey 6:10 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
Can't believe this thread is so POPLAR.

Gavros 6:03 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
He didnt give a FIG about the onlookers.

Darlo Debs 6:01 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
Turning all.his hopes of romance to.ASH

Jim79 5:48 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
I hope he doesn’t end up with an STreeD

HairyHammer 2:06 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
Apparently when asked by police why he did it he said " I was just cold and thought i'd start a fire".
The officer replied you must be bloody OAKING

diehardhammer 1:45 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
just saw someone already claimed the yewtree joke FFS

diehardhammer 1:44 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
Was he caught as part of operation YEWTREE

HairyHammer 1:36 Wed Nov 6
Re: Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park
That man was not fucking no leaves there was a squirrel in there for sure but it got away so he just carried on like a trooper giving it to the leaves.

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