WHO Poll
Q: 2019/20 With seven games to go will West Ham stay up
a. Our demise was sealed when the idiots on the Board appointed Moyes, we're down
b. Despite the efforts of Moyes and the players, we will stay up by the smallest of margins
c. I'm beyond caring & couldn't give two hoots either way

tonka 7:50 Tue Nov 5
Why the fuck do they selectively "confiscate" umbrellas? You'd have to be Fatima Whitbread to get one near the pitch. It also seems to be inconsistant as I see plenty inside the ground.
It's like braving Dartmoor walking back to Hackney Wick in the pissing rain.

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ATHammer 10:21 Wed Nov 6
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Tomshardware 8:29 Wed Nov 6
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Has anyone seen the 'Takes of the Unexpected' episode about an umbrella? It's superb.

4ever-blowin-bubbles 3:41 Wed Nov 6
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i never have used an umbrella i have a hat

Side of Ham 3:21 Wed Nov 6
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Every time Sold posts, I keep seeing this.....


Block 2:28 Wed Nov 6
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This is a sore subject, Sold0.

Not even a huge sheet of tarp done the job.

Northern Sold 2:27 Wed Nov 6
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Ha ha ha !!!

Block 2:26 Wed Nov 6
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I am yet to find an umbrella big enough to cover my head.


Northern Sold 2:24 Wed Nov 6
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Brolly's are for homosexual men who don't want to get their perms wet and Llyod's Insurance underwriters.... you can't beat a baseball cap and a fully waxed barbour...

Tomshardware 2:04 Wed Nov 6
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The umbrella was invented by the chinese.

Pickle Rick 10:30 Wed Nov 6
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Wear a coat with a hood!! if you're that sensitive to the rain.

Hammer and Pickle 8:46 Wed Nov 6
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Why don’t you troll another club?

mashed in maryland 8:30 Wed Nov 6
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A. Bringing an umbrella to a football match

B. Stewards confiscating umbrellas

Hahahahaha, what the fuck have West Ham become

gph 2:02 Wed Nov 6
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I've got a golf umbrella.

I never use it when I'm on my own, but a former girlfriend FORCED me to buy it.

May come in useful if I ever have future girlfriends.

White Pony 1:36 Wed Nov 6
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What Mad Dog said. Especially those people who use them in exceptionally light rain. Fuck off.

yngwies Cat 1:16 Wed Nov 6
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Still not found my hip flask, picknick basket and WHITE BOG ROLLS. Yet.

Slight of hand at the gates. You lot are just to slow and fat.


zebthecat 1:09 Wed Nov 6
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Mad Dog 12:55 Wed Nov 6
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People that use umbrellas are cunts.

They all manage to hold them at my exact eye level. One of the things I don't miss about working in the city is having to swat these cunty things out of my face.

It's just water

Iron Duke 12:48 Wed Nov 6
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I’ve just sent Peter Storrie an email about it. I want answers.

gph 10:25 Tue Nov 5
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Shit, I've slipped into youth-speak (possibly youth-speak of a decade ago)

So MUCH more

gph 10:23 Tue Nov 5
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They're just worried about a mass Mary Poppins-style stadium exodus should we go 4-0 down.

Would be so more conspicuous than sneaking out the regular exists.

Mickey Rat 10:13 Tue Nov 5
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I called the club last year when heavy rain was forecast and they said I could take a small collapsible one in but not a full sized one

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