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Darby_ 7:03 Sun Dec 22
Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
https://talksport.com/football/645817/diego-maradona-virginity-ufo/

When asked if he believed in UFOs, Maradona said: “Why make things up? Once, after a few too many drinks, I was missing from home for three days.

“I got home and said that UFOs had taken me. I said ‘They took me, I can’t tell you about it’.”

Bizarrely, the former Napoli and Barcelona attacker was also asked what age he lost his virginity, to which he responded: “At 13 years old, in a basement with an older lady.

“I was on top and she was reading a newspaper.”

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normannomates 4:00 Tue Dec 24
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
Cruyff
Maradona
Stoichkov
Hagi
Gullitt
Gasgoigne

Three of those played in Euro 96.. Sometimes you forget how lucky you are

normannomates 3:48 Tue Dec 24
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Maradona was a genius footballer.. No question.
Reckon most of my age have a certain opinion of South American footballers from the 60s.. 70s and 80s..
Take your pick!
Uruguay in 86 and 90 were special..

WHU(Exeter) 2:47 Mon Dec 23
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
I speed read and thought this was on about Madonna to start with.

Not a million miles from one of her escapades...

Mace66 2:47 Mon Dec 23
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
Probably scored the greatest goal ever in
86

Definitely a massive cunt

Golden Oldie 2:40 Mon Dec 23
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
Thank fuck for that, for a moment I thought Maradona one of the greatest footballers alive was one of them conspiracy theorist nutters that believed in space aliens and other science fiction nonsense.
Some people actually believe that shit fo' realzy, watch far too much Hollywood and TV fantasy methinks.

Good to see he just used it as an excuse to stop mama Maradona from beating his arse for drinking.

Northern Sold 2:12 Mon Dec 23
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
I'm with you there Goosey boy....

goose 1:49 Mon Dec 23
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
Best player there has ever been.

And a bit of a nutter too.

D.B Cooper 1:38 Mon Dec 23
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
I will sink a 6 pack in celebration when this cunt falls off his perch. Cheating fat Argie

Cheezey Bell-End 8:01 Sun Dec 22
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
If it happened now, she'd be looking at Facebook on her phone.

Hammer and Pickle 7:35 Sun Dec 22
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
Once the Hand of God, he is now but the Fallen Maradona with the Big Man-Boobies.

eusebiovic 7:17 Sun Dec 22
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
Sven Roeder 7:09 Sun Dec 22

Sven Roeder 7:09 Sun Dec 22
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
The ‘reading a newspaper’ made me snort.
You’ve got to love Maradona ,the crazy little genius

eusebiovic 7:02 Sun Dec 22
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
I reckon he's got to the age where he is so sick of the press and media asking him questions he probably thinks to himself..

"I'll just go hogwild and invent any fucking bullshit that comes to mind and see if they still print it"

I'm certain that a lot of celebs do that

Hammer and Pickle 7:02 Sun Dec 22
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
Maybe they are the same person?

Nurse Ratched 6:39 Sun Dec 22
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
Fiff

Glad it wasn't just me.

Fifth Column 6:34 Sun Dec 22
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
I read this as Madonna and couldn't understand why she was being referred to as "he" and wondering how she'd lost her virginity to an older woman.

Makes sense now.

gph 3:16 Sun Dec 22
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
I wonder what job the newspaper-reading lady had if she was so desensitised down there that she could concentrate on her article under the circumstances...

4ever-blowin-bubbles 3:04 Sun Dec 22
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
was this story from the DAILY SPORT if anyone remembers it
and you know who was in charge yes david sullivan lol

Mike Oxsaw 11:47 Sun Dec 22
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
I've never seen Hatred and Maradona on the same thread.

Just saying, like...

Mike Oxsaw 11:47 Sun Dec 22
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
I've never seen Hatred and Maradona on the same thread.

Just saying, like...

lab 11:28 Sun Dec 22
Re: Maradona abducted by aliens and lost virginity at 13 to "older woman reading newspaper"
In all fairness this could have been a post by Leonard Hatred after a session in Wetherspoons.

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