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Noah 12:04 Sat Aug 1
Don’t fuck with......chickens
unless the wife is filming it....


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12282969/man-admits-sex-chickens-wife-filmed/

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wd40 6:44 Sun Aug 2
Re: Don’t fuck with......chickens
Very noticeable.
Wd40 is too expensive to use but then again if it's nice bird you treat her well.

Mike Oxsaw 7:49 Sat Aug 1
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wd40 6:10 Sat Aug 1

A lubricant showing interest in chicken fucking?

*closes thread and backs slowly away from computer, whistling tunelessly.*

Darlo Debs 7:44 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......chickens
He'd had enOUEF chicken jokes to last a lifetime.

Seedy bugger.

Swiss. 7:37 Sat Aug 1
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They won't do time as it's a poultry offence...

Darlo Debs 7:32 Sat Aug 1
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Well i hope his time in orison well help him.take STOCK.....

wd40 6:10 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......chickens
What cum first the chicken or his wife?

Swiss. 6:01 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......chickens
I heard of split roasting but this takes some beating.

Are they basting in the spotlight?

Swiss. 6:00 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......chickens
They've both been left with egg on their faces.

Noah 4:37 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......CHICKENS
Seems fair to me. She likes cock, he likes hen.

Golden Oldie 4:16 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......CHICKENS
It's always a tricky one to introduce no matter how solid the relationship seems.

Hermit Road 4:12 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......CHICKENS
Wonder which one of them brought this up in conversation first. And how did they know the other one was going to be on board.

Noah 4:05 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......chickens
gank 2:50 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......CHICKENS

I’m led to believe the chickens were alive and clucking.

With Kind Regards 4:02 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......chickens
And I think his Mrs is even worse as she was clearly EGGING him on.

Noah 4:02 Sat Aug 1
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Nurse Ratched 2:16 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......CHICKENS
gank's just never met a sexy chicken


Agagag!

With Kind Regards 4:01 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......chickens
Nobody has called this a FOWL thing to do yet?

Site, dogs, etc.

Mike Oxsaw 3:09 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......CHICKENS
Bradford? Oh! Lockdown. I thought you said Cluckdown. Eid by bum.

As you were.

ChillTheKeel 2:53 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......CHICKENS
It's as if they're trying to replicate the bible belt in the USofA.

gank 2:50 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......CHICKENS
Chill - they're a Pakistani couple from Bradford.

I suppose this supports what I said below, paedophilia too mainstream around that way in that community to be taboo any more so it's on to the next perversion. Dead humans next, then dead kids, then dead animals, who knows what after that?

ChillTheKeel 2:47 Sat Aug 1
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It's always the fucking way.

Golden Oldie 2:45 Sat Aug 1
Re: Don’t fuck with......CHICKENS
Chill

HaHaHa
I haven't bothered to read the article either but at a guess, the husband needed to get his rocks off somehow and chickens fit the bill, even though they have BEAKS*.

Reminds me of hearing a term "Lesbian bed death", at first I was like, shit is this like some weird baby cot death syndrome afflicting the clam lickers, but no apparently it's just as a lesbo relationship lingers on, they eventually stop having sex, which is odd because technically they can't have sex only simulate it, but that's by the bye.

Anyway looking at the photo they used for the article it explained it all away without any need to delve too deeply into this 'mystery'.

It was a stock lesbo photo like this
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Kmf04Fa858U/Tx1NnAlmGGI/AAAAAAAABQ0/JTEcOx1XI5A/s1600/meridith_judith.jpg

Mystery over.


*Allow it, I'm new to this stuff

ChillTheKeel 2:38 Sat Aug 1
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I'm not clicking a Scum link, but is the wife sexy?

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