WHO Poll
Q: 2021/22 What competition should we prioritise this season?
a. The league is our bread & butter, so this year let's have a club sandwich
27%
  
b. We're owed an FA Cup after Gerrard nicked our last one in 06, our name's on it in 22
10%
  
c. A bye to the League Cup 3rd round gives us a good start, let's make it count
6%
  
d. The Europa is our best ticket to the Champions League, this is the one
35%
  
e. What's wrong with you, let's do the lot, has the quadruple ever been done
21%
  



Sir Alf 7:41 Tue Sep 8
West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
Shame about the non alcohol spray mentioned below. GSB will need to do the opposite and get everyone pissed up to endure the upcoming season of struggle ?

Anyway here’s an article that might raise some eyebrows 🙂

West Ham set to trial new innovation to speed up return of Premier League fans
The east Londoners are working on a Covid-19 protection sanitiser tunnel
West Ham are set to become the first club to trial an innovative new initiative that could speed up fans’ return to stadiums.

The east Londoners are working on a Covid-19 protection sanitiser tunnel, designed to provide an added layer of security for supporters concerned about the coronavirus risk.

The innovation is understood to consist of three sets of tunnels which provide facial recognition and takes the temperature of fans.

As they walk in they are sprayed lightly with a non-alcoholic based solution before they emerge on the other side.

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Mike Oxsaw 8:03 Wed Sep 9
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
I had to use one of these earlier today. You have to take the mask off so the scanner can do it's job, so...oops! Took your picture by mistake. Don't worry, we'll delete it later.

Same as the entertainment screens on the back of aircraft seats - all got built in cameras as they are basically standard off-the-shelf tablets.

oioi 7:33 Wed Sep 9
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
How can you have facial recognition when we are supposed to wear masks in crowded places?

Even my phone doesn't recognise me.

Peckham 6:25 Wed Sep 9
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
More Virtue Signalling by the club.

Can plan and pay for this dealing with a life threatening disease, yet can't sort out 2 bob scaffolding to hold seats up and take a year to order a claret carpet.

Surely facial recognition oversteps privacy laws.

Peckham 6:22 Wed Sep 9
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
GPH.

The only shock I want people to have is us winning games, not an anaphylactic one. ag ag

Mike Oxsaw 6:19 Wed Sep 9
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
It's just a spur off the nearby Northern Outfall.

They clearly can't get a fan big enough to deal with the shit coming their way.

Thames Ironworks 10:35 Wed Sep 9
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
Won't spend money on players but happy to invest in a gimmick to get fans back to the game.

Owners are a joke.

brundal 10:05 Wed Sep 9
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
Darby make you right on that one, there is no other need for facial recognition.

ACIrons 4:54 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
I wonder if it costs about 18 million pounds to build.

Darby_ 4:48 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
They're probably adding facial recognition so they know who to ban if it kicks off in the stands.

Sarge 4:44 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
Three sets of tunnels?

They should be called 'Gutted' 'Sad' and 'Angry' in homage to the skippers recent social media activity..............

gph 4:40 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
I hope this is properly tested.

The only shock I want people to have is us winning games, not an anaphylactic one.

Golden Oldie 4:21 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
This New Normal™ sounds pretty fucking shit

Moncurs Putting Iron 4:14 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
Gets rid of annoying viruses that affect your well being and sap the energy and life from anything they touch.

GSB will not be testing it during the photoshoot

Full Claret Jacket 4:09 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
Does it make you hallucinate and see West Ham win games?

chim chim cha boo 3:22 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
As they walk in they are sprayed lightly with a non-alcoholic based solution before they emerge on the other side'.

I'm glad they seem to want to repurpose the overpriced piss they sell as Carlsburg currently.

Northern Sold 3:15 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
My....


Fucking....


God....

Swiss. 2:41 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - what's that Brady's cunt after a good flush out?

Burnhammeronsea 2:21 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
I hope its a Time tunnel. I want to go back to 1986 .

Crassus 1:17 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
Knowing our lot this sophisticated 'tunnel' will be a recycled sheep dip from Sully's homeland

El Scorchio 1:10 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
Well of course- the sooner the fans come back, the more tickets they can sell and the less they have to refund on season tickets.

Also, are the security guards really going to be able to successfully stop some big bastard or a group of big bastards a few beers in, intent on going to the game because he/they have got a high temperature? It'll never work other.

ornchurch ammer 1:06 Tue Sep 8
Re: West Ham Sanitation Tunnel - you gotta laugh
Exactly Goose.

I can't help but feel that this push to get fans back in the grounds is absolutely nothing to do with the benefit of the fans at all.
It is just so that they can be used as cash cows.

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