camel-with-3-humps 12:03 Sun Nov 8
Haller is a useless lump of immobile lard
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This lump of fucking lard has absolutely no movement whatsoever.
Alan Shearer always says ‘make a run’ - attack the far post, attack the near post, go for it on crosses.
Haller doesn’t move at all. He just stands there.
Maybe he’s lazy. Maybe he doesn’t care. Who knows.
But this fucking lump of useless, immobile, lard needs to bike it.
We have to do better than him. My God, we need Antonio back.
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Willtell
10:25 Wed Nov 11
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Why is a coward not denying it?
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ChillTheKeel
10:24 Wed Nov 11
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Why is a grass banging on about cowardice?
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Willtell
10:22 Wed Nov 11
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Sorry was it 58? Wimp and coward admitted though I notice...
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ChillTheKeel
10:21 Wed Nov 11
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60? Creepy incestual sex case grass cunt.
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Willtell
10:18 Wed Nov 11
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Yes much better to be 60 and a cowardly wimp in real life like you eh Chill?
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ChillTheKeel
9:48 Wed Nov 11
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camel-with-3-humps 10:19
I hope for your sake you're no older than 12.
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diehardhammer
9:25 Wed Nov 11
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camel-with-3-humps 10:01 Tue Nov 10
Surprised you found time to come on here and stop sucking off moyes for 5 minutes you pathetic excuse of a bloke.
As for Stamping on head comment - state of this keyboard warrior
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chedylan 2
9:00 Wed Nov 11
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Get rid. Had enough time already.
Just because we stupidly paid 45m for him, doesn't mean it will work out.
It wont, carlton Cole will get more goals... now.
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oioi
1:05 Wed Nov 11
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Useless, lazy waste of space. Give him away in January.
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camel-with-3-humps
10:46 Tue Nov 10
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I’d take Berba every day of this week. He had great quality.
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ironsofcanada
10:34 Tue Nov 10
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camel-with-3-humps 10:19 Tue Nov 10
If Haller were to improve I believe he would be more a Berbatov. Better with his feet than his head.
Haller has not scored very many headed goals in his career but does have really decent feet.
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camel-with-3-humps
10:29 Tue Nov 10
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Goose - good point. 😂
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goose
10:25 Tue Nov 10
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Porridge AND oats?
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camel-with-3-humps
10:19 Tue Nov 10
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Haller has some talent. With a bit more desire he could be the next John Carew.
At his peak ...
Carew was a bully who battered defenders.
He was a tower of strength in the air. Unstoppable.
But he also had a great touch for a big man. Could bring a 40-yard bomb down on his chest and lay it off.
He hit one in three goals per game for Villa - a cult hero that had Prince William yanking his diamond-encrusted jerkin.
Haller could be our Carew, but he doesn’t have the character. Carew was a porridge and oats for breakfast man who’d run through brick walls.
Haller? He’s a flaky croissant that crumbles in your hands.
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goose
10:07 Tue Nov 10
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I agree with Bolty.
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camel-with-3-humps
10:01 Tue Nov 10
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Manuel
Not just any gimp, but one that needs his head stamped on repeatedly.
So you better go and wake him up ...
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Kaiser Zoso
12:42 Tue Nov 10
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ag
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ChillTheKeel
12:41 Tue Nov 10
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We're still in bed, enjoying a cigarette.
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Kaiser Zoso
12:39 Tue Nov 10
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You two will be going out for a drink together next
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Block
12:37 Tue Nov 10
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It's annoying, as we have people who can deliver an excellent cross.
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ChillTheKeel
12:32 Tue Nov 10
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To a degree I agree with Bolty. We knew what kind of player he was when we signed him - an extremely limited fella who scores goals - so long as balls are delivered to him on a plate.
Either give him the service or don't play him
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