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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
d. Moyes out
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham

Glenn Rodent 11:23 Sat Jan 2
My name is Tomáš Souček
The boy is arguably one of the best signings in years.
He works hard, is committed and has that quality to win us games with his goals.

He also is very likeable and sincere in his 'uh' interviews.
He could end up a cult figure for us (if he doesn't leave for a giant European club.at some point).

For those reasons, I think he deserves his own song. So let's make one up.

This is my contribution -

My name is Tomáš Souček
I play for the Czechs
I eat potato salad
Before games
When I walk down the street,
Everybody I meet
Says, Oi big boy, What’s your name,
My name is Tomáš Souček....

You cunts?

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Vexed 5:10 Mon Jan 4
Re: My name is Tomáš Souček
And this prick has the fucking temerity to say"shouldn't you be at school?" to others on this board.

Embarrassing stuff from a hapless poster.

Wanstead-BML 5:06 Mon Jan 4
Re: My name is Tomáš Souček
Tommy Souuuuucek
Tommy Souuuuucek
He drinks the Pilsner
He loves potata
The boys fucking massiveeeeee

Short, sweet and catchy!!

arsene york-hunt 5:24 Sat Jan 2
Re: My name is Tomáš Souček
My is Tomaz Soucek
I'm from the republic Czech.
And because of this
Some cunts take the piss
But they usu'lly end up on the deck

eswing hammer 4:49 Sat Jan 2
Re: My name is Tomáš Souček
That is pretty shit , needs modifying :

My name is Tomáš Souček
I come from near lubeck
I eat mypotato salad
Back home ,
When l walk down the street ,
All the people l meet , shout
Oi big boy what’s your name ,
My .....

happygilmore 1:53 Sat Jan 2
Re: My name is Tomáš Souček
Can I nominate this as an early candidate for the best "under 10s" thread of the year category.

Dandy Lyon 1:49 Sat Jan 2
Re: My name is Tomáš Souček
This deserves to stay up.

As an example of a god awful attempt at a chant and a warning to others with similar song writing ‘skills’

Mex Martillo 12:57 Sat Jan 2
Re: My name is Tomáš Souček
Fuck it, Tomas deserves a few threads

Glenn Rodent 12:01 Sat Jan 2
Re: My name is Tomáš Souček
I didnt see the other thread. Can someone delete this please.


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