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Stubbo 1:13 Sat Jan 9
Artificial Grass...
Has anyone had their garden/lawn 'fake-grassed'?

Any recommendations, companies to avoid, or experiences to pass on?

Thanks in advance!

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bruuuno 4:01 Thu Jan 14
Re: Artificial Grass...
I have to Hoover all the crap off my balcony, I must admit I feel like a bit of a tit doing so

yngwies Cat 2:54 Thu Jan 14
Re: Artificial Grass...
Bollocks already done... Sorry.

yngwies Cat 2:53 Thu Jan 14
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Hedges next, some developers already being doing this.

Fuckin awful. Still, they are able to hold wank mags, just like the real ones.

yngwies Cat 2:52 Thu Jan 14
Re: Artificial Grass...
Hedges next, some developers already being doing this.

Fuckin awful. Still, they are able to hold wank mags, just like the real ones.

Northern Sold 2:47 Thu Jan 14
Re: Artificial Grass...
Redone our back garden 3 years ago,,, mainly slabs and stones ... grass section probably about 15 x 15 m's... did toy with artificial grass as dog had pisses around the edge on the old lawn near the borders and had made a US dirt track with his Alien like piss qualities... so thought no point paying out for a new lawn ... then decided to see if I could train him into pissing down the side of the gaff where the gravel is... took me 1 day... amazing what a few dog chews can do... since then never cocked his leg once on me pristine new lawn... there's a good boy * chucks dog another chew *

JonWHUFC 5:53 Wed Jan 13
Re: Artificial Grass...
True story. Got mine done in 2012. I have three (small) tiers in my garden. Came home one night and someone had tried to nick the middle bit. They rolled it up but as it had been raining obviously didn't realise how heavy it was or must have got disturbed. I didn't have the nerve to phone the police and tell them my lawn had almost been nicked.

Moncurs Putting Iron 5:37 Wed Jan 13
Re: Artificial Grass...
Chirpy little cunts with no meat on them Exeter.

Good riddance.

WHU(Exeter) 5:15 Wed Jan 13
Re: Artificial Grass...
Every square metre of artificial grass laid, somewhere a robin dies.

Think on.

ChillTheKeel 5:12 Wed Jan 13
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Willtell 1:19

Can you follow them please, you despicable prick.

lowermarshhammer 4:57 Wed Jan 13
Re: Artificial Grass...
Artificial hedges now. FFS.

https://twitter.com/JuliaBradbury/status/1348691376939159553?s=19

Willtell 1:19 Tue Jan 12
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Vexed 12:54

Ha ha ha! And you have the gall to call me low class and have pity for me on the transfer thread!

No wonder WHO is losing posters to this endless shit!

Moncurs Putting Iron 12:56 Tue Jan 12
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Vexed

Au contraire.

You simply roll back did the hole and even off and put the turf back in place and because it's bitumen backed any decomp doesn't affect the colour and growth...*Has sudden realisation*

..*Cough* So I am led to believe.

Vexed 12:54 Tue Jan 12
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You'd struggle to bury your child victims under astroturf too, Willtell son.

Willtell 11:55 Tue Jan 12
Re: Artificial Grass...
It's fairly common in Spain where real grass just dies unless watered daily. That's never a problem in UK.

More likely to be couldn't be arsed to cut a postage stamp sized garden is more like it...

Tomshardware 9:57 Tue Jan 12
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1:27 Mon Jan 11
Re: Artificial Grass...

You plonker.

frank marker 12:48 Tue Jan 12
Re: Artificial Grass...
Clearly unpopular in Stockport.

Mike Oxsaw 7:50 Mon Jan 11
Re: Artificial Grass...
Is it not better to install proper drainage so that the grass is dry enough all year round?

Side of Ham 5:48 Mon Jan 11
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Full Claret Jacket 2:03 Mon Jan 11

Pictures of the Sister in Law mud fighting please.......

w4hammer 5:44 Mon Jan 11
Re: Artificial Grass...
proper chav/**ki idea of gardening

Chigwell 3:29 Mon Jan 11
Re: Artificial Grass...
Horrible stuff for chavs.. If you have a particular problem area in the garden, maybe just about justified at that spot only, but otherwise go with nature for heaven's sake.

Northern Sold 2:34 Mon Jan 11
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Artificial grass is up there with people eating mayonaise... ie ... cunts...

... that's is all..

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