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Far Cough 3:51 Mon Jun 7
e-Scooter riders

That is all

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jooliandix 11:34 Fri Jun 11
Re: e-Scooter riders
I live in Canterbury, there's hundreds of the fucking things for the soap dodging students.

Grumpster 10:17 Thu Jun 10
Re: e-Scooter riders
Don't really understand why there are still so many on the road if illegal and all seem to be ridden by proper cunts, mainly young ones.

Was cycling down a country lane yesterday doing a good 25mph and one came past me doing about 50 overtaking cars.

No helmet or anything.

Bungo 9:24 Thu Jun 10
Re: e-Scooter riders
If I was partially sighted, I'd be tempted to set up an 'accident' involving one hitting an impaired pedestrian with the intention of then getting the story all over the papers.

As ever, it's about incompatible forms of transport sharing the same spaces. We need about 4 or 5 completely separate road/pavement networks to avoid the inevitable conflicts.

Hello Mrs. Jones 4:37 Thu Jun 10
Re: e-Scooter riders
Grabbed my great aunt's handbag resulting in a broken hip. She was 95...died 3 months later. They were caught and let go. Fucking joke of a country.

arsegrapes 4:04 Thu Jun 10
Re: e-Scooter riders
Thanks Khan

Northern Sold 12:36 Tue Jun 8
Re: e-Scooter riders
Tell ya thoise things can fucking proper move... personally think they might look better with a few lights mirrors and a nice whip tail with a foxes tail hanging from it... but yeah they look good fun for the yoots

riosleftsock 12:00 Tue Jun 8
Re: e-Scooter riders
You can only ride one on the road if you rent it. You can't do this if you buy one. When you rent it, you have to upload a copy of your drivers licence.

this is the trial for how car use is intended in future.

You will own nothing and be happy.

Alwaysaniron 11:18 Tue Jun 8
Re: e-Scooter riders
What makes me laugh is how the 'Green' brigade are bleating on about how it will take cars off of the roads.

Most of the cunts riding these thing dont have a fucking car! Once they're allowed legally on the road it'll be carnage. God knows how many are going to get killed driving the wrong way up a one way street.

gph 1:14 Tue Jun 8
Re: e-Scooter riders
Of course they're cunts.

Those bloody things have got WHEELS.

*goes back to hitting a rock with another rock*

arsene york-hunt 1:02 Tue Jun 8
Re: e-Scooter riders
These could be handy for going to the matches. You can easily carry them on the train to Stratford or Hacney Wick and then straight to the ground and lock them onto the bike things. Saves walking, but makes you look a cunt.

PwoperNaughtyButNot 9:20 Mon Jun 7
Re: e-Scooter riders
I got one. Took the battery and motor out and roll down hills on it waiting to get pinched by old bill.

Unmotorised scooters aren’t illegal.

I don’t really do that.

These things cost 4 to 5 hundred quid yet all the people I see riding around on them look poor.

yngwies Cat 9:04 Mon Jun 7
Re: e-Scooter riders
They shift a bit. The Sausage Rolls round my way love them.

Charoo 7:18 Mon Jun 7
Re: e-Scooter riders
Hood rats all in black with mask up and man bag on - committing street robbery or moving to their next deal or stabbing.

Hipsters who think they are Uber cool and edgy, usually with a beard and NB trainers.

Women in office wear who are wearing sensible running trainers with a trouser suit as it’s empowering.

Fat lazy cunts who are using this as a pathway to full mobility scooter.

Basically as OP said - they’re for cunts.

simon.s 6:50 Mon Jun 7
Re: e-Scooter riders
Certainly gotta have eyes up your arse when walking around town nowadays. If it’s not these cunts flying towards you, it’s the other cunts on bikes delivering food.

fraser 6:05 Mon Jun 7
Re: e-Scooter riders
Does a cycle have signalling ability?

ray winstone 5:58 Mon Jun 7
Re: e-Scooter riders
Sussex OB have post this on social media, looking forward to seeing some of the fat fuckers chasing after them on Police Stop videos....

E-scooters are classified as Personal Light Electric Vehicles (PLEVs), so they are treated as motor vehicles and subject to the same legal requirements, such as:
• Licensing
• Tax
• Insurance
As e-scooters do not have number plates, signalling ability and don’t always have visible rear lights, they can’t be used legally on the roads, cycle lanes, tracks and pavements. Make sure you only use your e-scooter on private land.

fraser 5:56 Mon Jun 7
Re: e-Scooter riders
My 19yr old had one, fucking hated it.

ChillTheKeel 4:26 Mon Jun 7
Re: e-Scooter riders
I want one but they're pointless until the law changes

⚒️ 4:25 Mon Jun 7
Re: e-Scooter riders
I saw one cunt riding along the platform at Westminster Station a few weeks back. Never had I hoped to see someone go under a train until that day.

Far Cough 4:23 Mon Jun 7
Re: e-Scooter riders
⚒️, you can't take bikes on the tube if your going to a deep level station, it should be the same for these scooters as well, apparently because it's a danger on escalators

⚒️ 4:13 Mon Jun 7
Re: e-Scooter riders
You shouldn’t be allowed to take these scooters on the tube.

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