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iphammer 9:11 Sun Aug 15
Songs for Saïd Benrahma
I'm thinking something to the tune of the hokey pokey seeing as he's a skillful player

Anyone thought of a song for him?

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Swiss. 2:27 Tue Aug 24
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
jim@chickenrun 10:15 Thu Aug 19

Is there an echo in the house?

Swiss. 2:56 Tue Aug 17

Any way good choice and thanks for filling in the blanks.

Joe C 10:36 Tue Aug 24
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
Come On You Irons 7:08 Wed Aug 18

Which he now has

Hello Mrs. Jones 9:48 Fri Aug 20
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
Can anyone weave something together that involves goat fucking

jim@chickenrun 10:15 Thu Aug 19
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
to the banana bunch song.

Tra la la, tra la la, la
Tra la la, tra la la, la

One benrahma two benrahma, three benrahma,four
when benrahma dribbles round you
you'll be lying on the floor,
One benrahma two benrahma, three benrahma,four
when bennys got the ball
we know were gonna score

Tra la la, tra la la, la
Tra la la, tra la la, la
Tra la la, tra la la, la
Tra la la, tra la la, la

Come On You Irons 7:08 Wed Aug 18
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
This chump needs to up his Premier League goal average from ONE GOAL A SEASON to deserve his own song(s).

Sarge 2:10 Wed Aug 18
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
To the tune of Vienna by ultravox



He's better than Faubert
That waste of breath Felipe Anderson
Or Luis Boa Morte
It's Said on the wing - or playing as a 10
So mystic and skillful
Like Dev at his best or Mark Ward he can fly
He stays with you until

You blink and hes gone, bearing down on your goal
Hes in claret and blue
Hes in claret and blue
Oh, Benrahma

Mike Oxsaw 11:27 Wed Aug 18
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
All we've got is Said Benrhama! Said Benrhama!
All we've got is Said Benrhama! Said Benrhama!
(clapping optional)

To Queen's Radio Ga-Ga

Lily Hammer 11:22 Wed Aug 18
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
“From just left of Cairo.”


Ha ha!

Side of Ham 11:00 Wed Aug 18
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
To the tune of Night boat to Cairo (so it has a North African sound to it)

Intro.....

Der-der, der-der-der, der-der-der-deeeer,
Der-der-der, Der-der-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

He's just too good for the likes of you,
WE'VE GOT SA-ID BEN-RAH-MA,
He knows the score, get the ball on the floor.
WE'VE GOT SA-ID BEN-RAH-MA,
WE'VE GOT SA-ID BEN-RAH-MA,
(From just left of Caaaaairoooo!)

Der-der, der-der-der, der-der-der-deeeer,
Der-der-der, Der-der-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Needs some work.......... :-)

SUM A DING WONG 10:04 Wed Aug 18
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
To the tune of Barry Manilow's 'Copacabana'

Oh it's Said,..Said Benrahma.

He was born just north of the Sahara.

Oh it's Said,... Said Benrahmaaa.

We bought him from Brentford,  he's so fucking good..

Said Benrahmaaa.

We fell in love..

Sarge 9:52 Wed Aug 18
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
Time for some Rick Astley

If there's anything you need
All you have to do is say
You know you satisfy everything in me
We always want to see you play

So don't stop us falling
It's destiny calling
A power we just can't deny
It's never changing
Can't you hear us, we're saying
We want you for the rest of your life

Said Benrahma always has to start
Whilst wearing the claret and blue
And don't you know
Moysie moved heaven and earth
To bring Said Benrahma to you

Alfs 1:20 Wed Aug 18
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
Said Banrahma scores without drama
Then takes all of Bananarama
Up their diorama
The cheeky little charmer

iphammer 1:15 Wed Aug 18
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
He puts his left foot in his right foot out
in out in out
he shakes it all about
he does the hokey pokey and turns around
that’s what he’s all about
ohhh Said benrahma ohhh said benrahma
that’s what he’s all about.

oioi 6:11 Tue Aug 17
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
Lily Hammer 11:20 Sun Aug 15

A variation:

YESS we have Said Benrhama,
We have Said Benrahma today.
He plays on the ground, he plays in the air, he plays in the West Ham Way.

OOOOHHHH YESS We have Said Benrahma,
We have Said Benrahma today.

bruuuno 6:06 Tue Aug 17
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
OOH benrahma
OOH benrahma

Chip Shop Charlie 6:03 Tue Aug 17
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
Mike Oxsaw 11:05

The winner so far.

Mace66 3:49 Tue Aug 17
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
And some of the shit on here is exactly the reason we stick to Bubbles and Blue flag up your arse

chim chim cha boo 3:44 Tue Aug 17
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
Benrahma,
Siad Benrahma.
He's from Algeria
He won't drink beer with ya.

Mike Oxsaw 3:43 Tue Aug 17
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
"Benny finds the net" to the tune of "Bennie & the Jets".

chim chim cha boo 3:38 Tue Aug 17
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
Benrahma,
Siad Benrahma.
Don't tell him you're a poof.
He'll throw you off a roof.

Block 2:57 Tue Aug 17
Re: Songs for Saïd Benrahma
Shut up you cunt.

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