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Q: 2021/22 What competition should we prioritise this season?
a. The league is our bread & butter, so this year let's have a club sandwich
b. We're owed an FA Cup after Gerrard nicked our last one in 06, our name's on it in 22
c. A bye to the League Cup 3rd round gives us a good start, let's make it count
d. The Europa is our best ticket to the Champions League, this is the one
e. What's wrong with you, let's do the lot, has the quadruple ever been done

Lovejoy 5:43 Mon Aug 16
Erectile Dysfunction
incase anyone has it:


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paulon 12:29 Wed Aug 18
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Come On You SIXFIGURESALARY uses videos of Benrahma misplacing 5 yard passes if that’s of any use

Moncurs Putting Iron 10:56 Wed Aug 18
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Not even a TITter?

You lot do not deserve me.

chim chim cha boo 4:40 Wed Aug 18
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I was an impartial observer working for the UN.*

*A post production video editor working upstairs.
Still saw some filthy shit though!

plankton 2:20 Wed Aug 18
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I hope Chim wasn't the Grip... :)

Moncurs Putting Iron 11:04 Tue Aug 17
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Has Chim ever done anal in his former line of work?

Was the ever a time that CHIM SKIMMED A POO?

Westham67 10:36 Tue Aug 17
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Chim chim the fluffer

LeroysBoots 10:28 Tue Aug 17
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Pulls up chair, ignores subject matter

"Chim, tell us more!"

Were you a fluffer !?!

Alfs 5:34 Tue Aug 17
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Chim, I had no idea that you were a primary school teacher.

chim chim cha boo 5:09 Tue Aug 17
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When I worked in porn production erectile dysfunction was a big problem.

It seemed as though the girls and even the cameramen enjoyed a bloke not getting a stiffy and quitting humiliated. They laughed at it and it seemed to me to be the only job in the world where they wanted to do a bad job. Self loathing I suppose.

I naturally aske (in my general ignorance) why they didn't take viagra and the answer was that the blokes would take too long to come or not at all and Nobby the cameraman (ex-old bill and about 75 years old) used to fake the money shot with a bottle of Gaviscon and a tube where he shot at a different angle.

He fucking hated that job and discouraged viagra as a result.

On the other end of the spectrum the stunt cocks, especially Americans used to inject their cocks with coke so they DIDN'T come too quick.

I asked how he knew that and he said they would disappear to the khazi and Nobby would have to tell the that they had a spot of blood on their cocks.

We used to get a Harley St doctor around once a month who we called 'The Vet' and he tested everyone for STDs.
He found lots of things that stopped them from shooting for two weeks but how nobody got HIV is beyond me. Maybe they did but just kept it quiet as there were some proper idiots working there.

Manuel 4:33 Tue Aug 17
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Alfs - Yea, I'd agree with that. it has changed lives and no doubt saved untold relationships and a the same time kept families together. The world is shit enough without being able to get it up.

Alfs 3:43 Tue Aug 17
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It's actually a serious subject. I've drunk too much, smoked too much, eaten fatty foods to much.

Viagra has been a revelation and given so many men their sex life back, and as I have (mild) MS I can get them for free. If this little blue pill hadn't been invented my life would have been horrendous, as I'd have lost all confidence with women and sex.

Viagra (or Cialis) must be up there with one of the greatest medical discoveries of the last century.

I'm friends with an actress whose husband is a great deal older and she (half) jokes that she sprinkles a crushed V into his Muesli every day, and he has no idea. He just thinks he can still get it up at 76.

chim chim cha boo 3:04 Tue Aug 17
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Amazing how few of us have come on here.

Coffee 7:40 Mon Aug 16
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You recommend a semi?

Alfs 5:47 Mon Aug 16
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Nice tips but half a viagra sets me up nicely.

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