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Q: 2022/23 You are the Chairman what do you do with Moyes?
a. Stick with him obviously, he's delivered two good seasons back to back and will see us out of this dip in form
32%
  
b. If we're still lingering around the bottom three by the start of the WC then that's the time to get rid
29%
  
c. What are we waiting for 2 wins in the last 20 PL games is reason enough to sack him, go now
32%
  
d. I've just got my new Orange & White 3rd Kit with Moyesinho on the back, I can't wait to wear it down to the supermarket, they call me Mr West Ham around here
7%
  



factory seconds 9:31 Sun Jul 24
Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
best player we've had or will have in a generation, came through the academy and is now wearing the armband, future england captain etc etc.

and that's the best we can come up with, generic boilerplate chant with the lad's name dropped in it?

where oh where are the bards and songsmiths of yore?

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factory seconds 3:20 Thu Jul 28
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
always found it criminal that we've never had a chant to that tune mike.

Mike Oxsaw 12:57 Thu Jul 28
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
My old man said "I'm a Declan fan"
I said "Ain't the geezer sweet?"
Off up the field with the ball he speeded
In went a shot, when it was needed.
He tackles, he passes,
Leaves players on their arses,
Likes to play and knows the route to goal,
So, there's everything nice
'bout Declan Rice,
And he's got an East End home.

Barty 8:34 Wed Jul 27
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
Rice

he aint so nice

he's a mean mother fucker

Just like Gianluca Scamacca

Noah 8:23 Wed Jul 27
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
whu 3:18 Wed Jul 27

fucking ace mate

whu 3:18 Wed Jul 27
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
Noah 11:05 Sun Jul 24

To the Amen Corner (If Paradise is) Half as Nice….

If Declan Rice was twice the price
As Messi and Ronaldo too
Fuck them, pair of cunts
We’d rather have you!

That'll do - hope you're well mate.

Mike Oxsaw 3:31 Mon Jul 25
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
Joes's Moulan Rouge thread triggered this in the other of my two brain cells, so blame him, not me.

Declan la-la-la-la-la LA.
La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
Lala lala la-lalla
La-la-la Declan.


Rinse & repeat.

Not that many words to remember (but I may have over-egged the La-Las a bit)

Stubbo 8:52 Mon Jul 25
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
When you're feelin' sad and low
He will take you where you wanna go
Smilin', dancin', West ham dream
He's a total footballing machine
Irons of the world
Rice up your life
Every boy and every girl
Rice up your life
People of the world
Rice up your life
Aah
Tackle to the left
Now he's havin' a good time
Pass it to the right
If ya know that you feel fine
Dribble to the front...
Shoot shoot shoot!
It's Rice



Because you know I'm all about the Rice,
'bout the Rice (not Kante)
I'm all about the Rice, 'bout the Rice (not Salah)
I'm all about the Rice, 'bout the Rice (not Rodri)
I'm all about the Rice, 'bout the Rice (Rice Rice Rice Rice)

frank marker 1:47 Mon Jul 25
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
Get up in the morning slaving for bread, sir
So that every mouth can be fed
Aw aw Declan Rice

My wife an' my kids them a pack up an' a leave me
Darlin' she said, "Me want Christian Dailly"
Aw aw Declan Rice

Shirt dem a tear-up trousers a go
You don't want to end up like Big Fat Frank
Aw aw Declan Rice

Ima wondering I working so hard
Aw aw Declan Rice

Ewan Whosearmy 12:50 Mon Jul 25
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
Declan's got your balls
Declan's got your balls
You've got a girlies
Short and curlies
Declan's got your balls

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 12:29 Mon Jul 25
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
The face of Panini 2022-23, no less.

God-like.

Browno22 11:57 Sun Jul 24
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
Just trying to enjoy watching him while he's here. Will be off next summer and good luck to him. A superb footballer

Noah 11:05 Sun Jul 24
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
To the Amen Corner (If Paradise is) Half as Nice….

If Declan Rice was twice the price
As Messi and Ronaldo too
Fuck them, pair of cunts
We’d rather have you!

nychammer 11:01 Sun Jul 24
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
Ha! all very well until until we sell him to them, and then it comes back double

The Fonz 10:56 Sun Jul 24
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
Stubbo I think you are onto something at the end there.

Up your arse
Up your arse
Declan Rice is fucking class
From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park
Declan rice is fucking class

Declan rice is claret and blue, claret and blue, claret and blue, declan rice is claret and blue fuck off Chelsea.


There is the Southgate song tune which was being sung by a few at Luton which was pretty good.

Stubbo 9:49 Sun Jul 24
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
Here's an effort to start the ball rolling, starting out to My old man's a dust man...

Ohhh Declan Rice the Iron, he wears a Claret hat,
He started out at Chelsea, but then he thought "Fuck That",
He headed to East London, to play in Claret and Blue,
The Fanny's ten times better, and there's some history too....... ...........Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, up their arse, up their arse....he stuck the blue flag up their arse....Declan left for Upton Park, and stuck the blue flag up their arse!





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