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Alfs 1:50 Fri Sep 16
Strangest things/jobs you've done for money?
Following on from Noddy defecating on a glass table thread, what have you lot done when in need for cash?

One of mine that springs to mind was writing dialogue for an internet porn game, where I pretended to be several different hot sluts, and the 'player' had to convince her (me) to get her kit off.

I was broke and it paid £30 ph.

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violator 3:31 Sat Sep 17
Re: Strangest things/jobs you've done for money?
When I used to work in Victoria we'd often get asked to do line ups for the BTP, think we got a score each time. I got picked out one day for a serious assault at East Croydon.

Pentonville 10:10 Sat Sep 17
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*I guess it was a focus group.

Pentonville 10:09 Sat Sep 17
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Not strange as such but a massive touch.
Once a month used to go to the local working man's club.6 of us.

We sat down and were given a plate of sandwiches, crisps and sausage rolls each. Then 5 pints of a lager. We had to drink the 5 pints each then go one at a time and sit at a table and answer questions about the drink. We then had to guess what it was and that was it.

We were then allowed 3 more free pints on top of the 5 we had already had for free and obviously knew what it was by that time and then as we left, were given 15.00 cash.

Did it 6 times (It was fosters twice, Worthingtons, kronenburg twice and strongbow)

Mike Oxsaw 7:08 Sat Sep 17
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mashed in maryland 7:08 Fri Sep 16

Cut him some slack.

He's still moping at the Norwegians putting her down earlier this for drawing crowds whilst she was nude sunbathing in their harbour.

Must say she'd slightly let herself go, though unless that was passed for a Swedish beauty queen back then...

13 Brentford Rd 1:04 Sat Sep 17
Re: Strangest things/jobs you've done for money?
Retrieving lobsters from Jane Mansfield's bum.

gph 12:39 Sat Sep 17
Re: Strangest things/jobs you've done for money?
Work.

A lot of what I've been paid for, I enjoy doing, so it doesn't really count as work.

But I have occasionally had to do things which I don't enjoy.

ironsofcanada 7:18 Fri Sep 16
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Hermit Road 5:32 Fri Sep 16

When I worked at a small town newspaper, we would always get job adverts for a place called Sire Lodge.

It was an cattle insemination business and the position advertised was "insemination technician."

Not sure what it entailed but they were always looking for people.

mashed in maryland 7:08 Fri Sep 16
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Oh fuck off 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Swiss. 7:01 Fri Sep 16
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Miss Sweden 2003 Helena Stenbäck paid the taxi back to my place to shag. So I guess it's almost being paid for sex.

Good job to.

Northern Sold 5:36 Fri Sep 16
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Havent we all??

More of a case of wanking off the stallion....

Hermit Road 5:32 Fri Sep 16
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Your mate shagged fillies?

Northern Sold 5:27 Fri Sep 16
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My old MATE got a job at Newmarket stud… helped out if the Stallion was lazy… if you get my drift…. He’s now a director at the Tattersall’s… always been money in muck…

Hermit Road 5:02 Fri Sep 16
Re: Strangest things/jobs you've done for money?
I once got £2.50 to shit on a glass table while Noddy Holder fingered Gary Linekar underneath it.

Nasty business but sorted me out for two pints down the student union.

Jasnik 4:23 Fri Sep 16
Re: Strangest things/jobs you've done for money?
Not me but a mate had a job removing eggs from dead chickens.

ted fenton 4:14 Fri Sep 16
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Few of us down Millwall Dock was offered some decorating work from a fella in the Tooke pub... the Docks were dying so we all agreed to go sick ..We ended up in King Husseins Baker street house got paid and fed well only to find out that later the King went fecking mental at the shoddy work and demanded that it was completely refurbished !
I've never been that good at decorating but we kept the money ;-)

bruuuno 3:56 Fri Sep 16
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I’ve worked as a butler in the buff and still do from time to time

Northern Sold 3:26 Fri Sep 16
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Not sure... Old Bill would not tell us as it was always done behind mirrored glass... they just used to pay us and send us on our way. Used to do them sometimes 4 or 5 a week... funniest one was when the accused turned up with a newly grown tasche and tattoo's.... we all had to wear white boiler suits with a black piece of electrical tape across our top lip... keeping a straight face looking at a dozen Hitler lookalikes was pretty difficult. Got pulled from a couple of line ups as I knew the accused !!

Gaffer58 3:02 Fri Sep 16
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“Northern” did you ever get picked out whilst in the lineup? That could take some explaining!

Northern Sold 3:00 Fri Sep 16
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Me and a couple of MATES ran a few `Gentlemen’s Evening’ back in the early 90’s… used to hire out the Shrimpers club at SUFC. Book a couple of strippers… a comedian/compere… get in a load of fish/chicken and chips in a basket… done 5 nights… made a fair bit on the side as well… easy money.

Mr Kenzo 2:42 Fri Sep 16
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Coffee 2:11 Fri Sep 16
*Some people also donated (i.e. sold) sperm for about 40 quid per wank. Several couldn't hold down that job, because they had to go three days without before their donation*

Its amazing when you think how much money can slip between your fingers.

Haz 2:15 Fri Sep 16
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Had a job in Sydney when I was younger as a Doorman at a women's strip club. 6 guys would come on and strip for around 200 pissed up women. The strippers were gay. Me and my mate weren't. It was like shooting fish in a barrel. And we got paid handsomely in cash. Ah, them was good days.

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