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ted fenton 2:26 Thu Nov 3
Imran Khan shot in leg in 'assassination attempt !!!
Former Pakistan prime minister Imran Khan has been shot in the leg in what his supporters say was an assassination attempt.

A gunman opened fire while Mr Khan, 70, was giving a speech to supporters at a rally in Wazirabad in Punjab province, officials said, wounding him and some of his supporters.

Sky's Cordelia Lynch, who was at the scene, said a Sky News producer was standing close to Mr Khan soon after the injured politician emerged from his container truck.

Mr Khan was rushed away from the scene to hospital and his supporters said he had survived the assassination attempt.

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Swiss. 7:12 Thu Nov 3
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Doctor said he'd recover fully and still have a fine leg.

Swiss. 7:10 Thu Nov 3
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What was the POINT of his bodyguard as he SLIPped up so much.

Bored now.

Swiss. 7:09 Thu Nov 3
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A friend of mine dated Imran Khan. A wee blonde blue eyed scots lass.

Apparently he liked to smoke some hash. Forbidden in the Koran. Naughty boy.

Northern Sold 6:17 Thu Nov 3
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Trunds… yeah I’m awaiting Sven to whack in a pun with Lillee, Thomson, Marsh the WACA, Sheffield Shield or the Big Bash…… bated breath here….. *loads pistol *

MaryMillingtonsGhost 6:13 Thu Nov 3
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Gunman was obviously a WRONG 'UN

Lee Trundle 6:05 Thu Nov 3
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Security couldn't have been that good if no one had WARNEd him.

(that should be enough to bring Sven out of the woodwork to talk about LOLustralian cricket)

wd40 6:05 Thu Nov 3
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His whites are now red.

arsegrapes 6:01 Thu Nov 3
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He won't have a leg to stand on when he finds them.

Swiss. 5:57 Thu Nov 3
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I heard there were 3 assassins.They've caught 2 of them but still looking for the third man.

Wils 5:46 Thu Nov 3
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He's out LBW (Leg Bullet Wound)

Swiss. 5:38 Thu Nov 3
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I heard the assassin was a Chinaman.

mashed in maryland 5:30 Thu Nov 3
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These puns are getting on my wicket

Eerie Descent 5:23 Thu Nov 3
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Suspect has been released on bail

pdbis 5:23 Thu Nov 3
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Did he get the RUNS when he got shot?

Lily Hammer 4:46 Thu Nov 3
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It's no laughing matter, but he CREASED up when the bullet hit.

Far Cough 4:37 Thu Nov 3
Re: Imran Khan shot in leg in 'assassination attempt !!!
New balls please...




Fuck it, wrong sport

ted fenton 4:26 Thu Nov 3
Re: Imran Khan shot in leg in 'assassination attempt !!!
Bullet is now out and he's now padded up !!

eswing hammer 3:59 Thu Nov 3
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One ball left !

zico 3:32 Thu Nov 3
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Must have knocked him for six.

arsene york-hunt 3:31 Thu Nov 3
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Apparently it was a CHINAMAN aiming for his GOOGLIES

GoalLazio 3:25 Thu Nov 3
Re: Imran Khan shot in leg in 'assassination attempt !!!
Didn’t his cousin DUCK Princess Diana?

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