WHO Poll
Q: Manuel Pellegrini
a. A great signing for the Club and maybe the change of direction we all need
b. It will only be a great signing if the Board back him with decent funds
c. This is West Ham so it will only end in farce
d. I'm not sure about this one, I'll wait until SKY is back to hear what Gary Neville thinks, then I'll voice my opinion

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Know it all 9:18 Mon May 6
Re: Mourinho rejoining Chelsea

A There\\\'s no chance of Sir Alex jacking it in this summer

B There\\\'s no chance of Moyes taking over at Old Trafford

(Sir Alex Jacked it in on May 8th, Moyes announced as replacement May 9th)


Trevor B 9:33 Wed Apr 8
Re: Football Fans Perceptions of the police

As in any walk of life if you treat people with respect they will most likely treat you in the same manner, if you treat someone like a cunt, expect to be treated the same in return.
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