Send Nurse Ratched a WHOmail
OCCUPATION - I should like to take this opportunity to point out to any living brain-donors out there that I am NOT a real nurse, neither am I making a serious attempt to get you to believe I am. Christ!
Please take a few moments to read the following reviews of my work, where people have been good enough to offer their opinions regarding my character:-
**********On the Forum:**********
\\\"You\'re out of your depth. Do you even have a degree?\\\"
"When someone is so vicious with their criticism, as Nurse is against people claiming Satanic child-abuse (and what other motivation would there be for organised child sex)...
Since she doesn't actually know...
I think she's involved."
oh do fuck off you soppy piss soaked tosser.
it was a joke, why do you always have to take everything so seriously you dried up old fat cunt of a cunt?
i hope you get something nasty cervically and are in pain for a long time x\\\"
\\\"I\\\'d love to eat a Fray Bentos pie off Nurse\\\'s stomach. You know, treat her well like...\\\"
\\\"Will everyone STOP talking to Nurse like she is an intellectual equal???? She\\\'s no better than Klash or Debs remember? They all want it but she just wants to make you work really hard for it.
\\\"You need a kicking, you sadistic bitch.\\\"
\\\"Nurse (the murdering fucking bitch)\\\"
\\\"You fucking chore of a woman\\\"
\\\"Fuck off Nurse. If anyone is in doubt of how much a grade A sick cunty cunty cunt you are all they have to do is click on your profile.
You take pleasure in people insulting you because of your warped views on life.
You = ill\\\"
(My word, what a cross little chap!)
\\\"Our Hairs are a nice sort of Auburn colour.
Constent Erections. Small lumps in our titt\\\'s.
Even you might look good,nah,back to reallity.
Gud evening. mrs dried up.\\\"
(Answers on a postcard...?).
\\\"Ratched...How dare you mention my wife on here,do that again,and I will seek you out and shoot you,do you understand,you will be lying in your own puddle of SHIT. You have been warned.\\\"
\\\"you know it\\\'s true you dirty lowlife heroin ridden slut...your kids are smackheads. no doubt they will follow their mum later on life by selling themselfs to fund their dirty habits... must be pale skinny looking ugly fuckers,with scabs.\\\"
\\\"nurse you should stop being a misrebile cunt but fat chance of that, see why did my friends 11 year old sister have to die and not a sad old witch like you\\\"
(Indeed. Why? WHY?? WHY DID *SHE* HAVE TO DIE AND NOT ME ?? I SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU, \\\'LADY FATE\\\', YOU CAPRICIOUS WHORE!!)
\\\"Nurse - You mean your retard runt can read...miracle that\\\"
(A dig at my son)
\\\"...nurse have u had a thermometer shoved all the way in ur fanny\\\"
(This is standard fayre, I\\\'m afraid)
\\\"You see with goons like Nurse making those immature type of statements its no wonder this country is degenerating into a large downtown New York - no care- no brains\\\"
(My mum always said I\\\'d be responsible for the collapse of British civilisation)
\\\"No its full on nasty old winches like you that this world can do with out, sorry nurse but ur and horrible old cunt and i hope you die ole and misrable\\\"
\\\"She may be a poisonous bitter condescending old cunt but Nurse is 100% spot on here.\\\"
\\\"Nurce! Pals or ples..... You steer the focus onto a spelling mistake rather than your own problem. I cannot believe you are so proud to be a junkie you stupid bitch. I Bet your children must be so proud of mum at their graduation day? (Yeah right) No wait! I am sorry... You take Recreational drugs to enhance your mind dont you? That\\\'s why you have so many snappy little come backs. Oh god I see it now, You need artificial help to fit in to society because everybody else is doing it. Its your own little comfort blanket is\\\'nt it. You shit sack.\\\"
(Blimey. If you ask me, it\\\'s not ME that needs drugs...)
\\\"nurse and tyler u 2 fucking each other, makes sense to complete cunts sticking up 4 each other. tbh you guys are fucking idiots u just disagree to fuck people off, best thing that could become of you is when ur both 6ft under\\\"
\\\"Sorry Nurse, but you are a very very nasty person. I hope you part the earth in the most uncomfortable fashion.\\\"
\\\"Man hating moany old pseudo dyke\\\"
\\\"I think Nurse should be banned until she gets a good seeing to and someone pile drives the crazy out of her.\\\"
\\\"Nurse i know ur dady raped you to and gave u aids and ur going to die a slow painful death, well i hope so any how\\\"
(Well, a man needs a hobby. Wishing incest rape and death on an anonymous website poster is less challenging than Sudoku, I suppose)
\\\"Nurse Ratched proves to the world she\\\'s a tasteless piece of shit in one fell swoop.\\\"
\\\"...a bloke pretending to be a nurse\\\"
\\\"...you fucking troll of a woman\\\"
\\\"Nurse Ratched = Officially Stupid\\\"
\\\"she\\\'s a witch, burn her, BURN HER\\\"
\\\"What are you exactly? A middle class girl who likes to rough it with those who are no more than wanabee hooligans\\\"
(From a poster who considers himself an UberCockney and Mr West Ham, who personally drove the fascists out of Upton Park using no more potent weapons than his self-avowed mighty intellect and a well-aimed plate of pie & mash, Guvnor! Except...er...he was born and raised in Gritty Urban Essex. Maybe Charles Atlas was ringing the Bow Bells the day he was born, eh?)
\\\"#### OFF RATCHED YOU JINX. YOU AINT EVEN A REAL NURSE\\\"
(You got me there, mate!)
\\\"...spiteful, petulent school girl...\\\"
\\\"Nurse Ratshit is there any proof, other than the fact you\\\'re one vindictive cunt, that you are in fact a female?\\\"
(Yes: I wouldn\\\'t sleep with you)
\\\"Nurse - aptly named as you will be ending up in hospital slag\\\"
\\\"ur a cunt i hope you go football as il kick the fuck out of you women dnt matter ur scum and desreve all you get\\\"
(Not very nice, is it?)
\\\"Nice one, i guess you are as intelligence as your fucking sad cliquey crew (Tyler, Glenn et al) suggest, clearly, no really, clearly.\\\"
\\\"you witch looking kids are on smack freak\\\"
(Your guess is as good as mine)
********And via WHOMail:***********
\\\"FUCK U CUNTFACE U PIECE OF SHIT LOW LIFE SCUMBAG bloody mingin chav\\\"
\\\"What\\\'s this about you neglect your kids because you are on here 24/7? Who said that.....surely this isn\\\'t true? Be careful nurse because you WILL have your kids taken off you being as you are an under priveliged etc...Cheers\\\"
\\\"Dear \\\'Nurse\\\' Racheed
re: Man-Seeking Charlatan
It has been brought to my attention that you are masquerading as a nurse.
I received notice to act by a one Mental Mickey and he wishes you to refrain from such behaviour in the future as it causes him distress and anxiety.
I am giving you 7 days herewith to act. After the 7 days have elapsed and you are still using fraudulent means to gain mens\\\' attention - I will seek legal remedy through the courts.
Claude du Vall\\\"
\\\"...fucking hell - it\\\'s Fatima Whitbread\\\'s uglier sister...\\\"
....which serve to illustrate my \\\'role\\\' on WHO - to provide target practice for the C*** Olympics. Still, nobody forces me to come here, I suppose.
p.s. I used to be Eaves/Eavesdropper, and I am occasionally \\\'Cat Food Walking\\\', \\\'The Scold\\\', \\\'The Ghost of Mary Wollstonecraft\\\', \\\'Miss Elizabeth Bennet\\\', \\\'Dave Spart\\\', \\\'Miss Havisham\\\' and \\\'Contrary Witch\\\', depending on my serotonin levels.
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