WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  


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REALNAME - John
AGE - 34
OCCUPATION - Body double for Jennifer Lopez
HEROES - Hugo Porfirio
PLACE - Gloucester

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Fans of other clubs who watch West Ham at the Olympic stadium:

OXFORD UNITED
DIRTY LEEDS
Ys
GOON
CHELSEA
LIVERPOOL
MIDDLESBORO
WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS
MANCHESTER UNITED
SOUTHEND UNITED
READING FC
CHARLTON ATHLETIC
MANCHESTER CITY (and his mates from other clubs)

***A lesson in Aids prevention from CariltosClaretandBlu***

CarlitosClaretandBlu 10:15 Tue May 4
Re: A question for our handsome and talented WHO stattos

Also I like to fuck WITHOUT a condom, cant do that with prozzies. Just keep the light on, check for spots, a man cant catch aids from fucking in the vag, and so long as that shit aint the grand canyon youll prob avoid gonnareaha and chylamidia.

CarlitosClaretandBlu 10:57 Tue May 4
Re: A question for our handsome and talented WHO stattos

But they are LOWER. And if you give your cock a good wash afterwards (which I always do I dont like pussy juice on my cock let alone fecal matter) you should be OK.

CarlitosClaretandBlu 11:10 Tue May 4
Re: A question for our handsome and talented WHO stattos

I think its only really prevalent in black people and gays.

CarlitosClaretandBlu 11:53 Tue May 4
Re: A question for our handsome and talented WHO stattos

Your the moron for not acknowledging that washing your cock after unprotected sex lowers your chance of getting aids. Not as much as a condom of course but I dont even consider sex witha condom real sex.

***Here endeth the lesson***

A guide to Zoltaneering (© Issac Hock)

Some of you are still struggling with Zoltaneering, just follow this guide and you wont go far wrong.

1. Take the fact that you want to impress WHO-ites with. For the sake of this example you can use the fact that you are being sent to Hong Kong on business in a few weeks. Remember, it matters little that you have not got a passport, it matters less that you haven\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t got a job. Thats the beauty of Zoltaneering, and the reason that it remains the fastest growing passtime on WHO.

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Again, I am quite prepared to offer this thread as a Zoltaneering school, offer up your examples and I will attempt to help you along. So long as while I am typing I dont have one of my many page 3 girlfriends attempting to suck me off, of course.

Happy Zoltaneering!

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