WHO Poll
Q: 2022 Summer Transfer Window - How many 1st team players will we sign before August 6th
a. None as Sullivan will wait until the last week before he gets his scattergun out the cupboard
b. A couple of freebies paraded as superstars, usual hype to follow
c. I'm more optimistic as surely they know we need to strengthen, 3-4 with decent money spent.
d. Who gives a toss as we have a great squad already, I've already ordered the new replica kit, socks and all and can't wait to wear it at our first game, down the pub of course, I bleed claret & blue

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Fans of other clubs who watch West Ham at the Olympic stadium:

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***A lesson in Aids prevention from CariltosClaretandBlu***

CarlitosClaretandBlu 10:15 Tue May 4
Re: A question for our handsome and talented WHO stattos

Also I like to fuck WITHOUT a condom, cant do that with prozzies. Just keep the light on, check for spots, a man cant catch aids from fucking in the vag, and so long as that shit aint the grand canyon youll prob avoid gonnareaha and chylamidia.

CarlitosClaretandBlu 10:57 Tue May 4
Re: A question for our handsome and talented WHO stattos

But they are LOWER. And if you give your cock a good wash afterwards (which I always do I dont like pussy juice on my cock let alone fecal matter) you should be OK.

CarlitosClaretandBlu 11:10 Tue May 4
Re: A question for our handsome and talented WHO stattos

I think its only really prevalent in black people and gays.

CarlitosClaretandBlu 11:53 Tue May 4
Re: A question for our handsome and talented WHO stattos

Your the moron for not acknowledging that washing your cock after unprotected sex lowers your chance of getting aids. Not as much as a condom of course but I dont even consider sex witha condom real sex.

***Here endeth the lesson***

A guide to Zoltaneering (© Issac Hock)

Some of you are still struggling with Zoltaneering, just follow this guide and you wont go far wrong.

1. Take the fact that you want to impress WHO-ites with. For the sake of this example you can use the fact that you are being sent to Hong Kong on business in a few weeks. Remember, it matters little that you have not got a passport, it matters less that you haven\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t got a job. Thats the beauty of Zoltaneering, and the reason that it remains the fastest growing passtime on WHO.

2. Think of a question. It should be a question which provides maximum flexibility in terms of combining other questions. For the purpose of this example, we can use a question relating to the purchase of a PSP.

3. Combine the fact you wish to tell everyone about (part 1) with the mundane question (part 2) MAKING PART 2 THE FOCUS OF THE STATEMENT.

Correct:- \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Will I be able to buy a PSP when I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'m in Hong Kong next week?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"

Incorrect:- \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'m going to Hong Kong on business. Will I be able to buy a PSP whilst there?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"

Again, I am quite prepared to offer this thread as a Zoltaneering school, offer up your examples and I will attempt to help you along. So long as while I am typing I dont have one of my many page 3 girlfriends attempting to suck me off, of course.

Happy Zoltaneering!