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THUNDERCLINT
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Hopefully that's the last we see of the overhyped cսnt.

Out the door 1st Jan.
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Massive Attack" wrote: 14 Jan 2026, 23:51 He's generally shit wherever he's asked to play bar the occasional rare game in the Premier League. He doesn't suit any position consistently enough in it. 3rd rate cup competitions or French/Brazilian Leagues he can do a bit better in.
 
 
Sounds like he is in his way... 40 m is a fair price for a bloke who by and large has been a total liability 
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So it seems he has had  a bad back and didn't refuse to play against QPR. 

 
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Seems like a good compromise if the player is OK with it.
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Today’s Telegraph saying the club willing to sell him but only if they can keep him on loan to the end of the year.
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maybe when you play surrounded by a shower of shit you become another  turd. Undoubted talent that just didn't couldn't do enough here. I don't for one minute believe the board instigated rumours that he wants out, is acting up etc. and I wish him well. 
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Massive Attack" wrote: 14 Jan 2026, 23:51 He's generally shit wherever he's asked to play bar the occasional rare game in the Premier League. He doesn't suit any position consistently enough in it. 3rd rate cup competitions or French/Brazilian Leagues he can do a bit better in.
How many times do you have to keep saying you don't rate him?? We heard you the first hundred times. He doesn't come on here, so little point in laying into him day in day out.
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He's generally shit wherever he's asked to play bar the occasional rare game in the Premier League. He doesn't suit any position consistently enough in it. 3rd rate cup competitions or French/Brazilian Leagues he can do a bit better in.
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He’s been decent only as a number 8 playing deeper fir us. Just the same as at Lyon.

He thinks he some kind of creative, goal scoring number 10. He aint got the legs / speed for that.  

 
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We tried that and even when he was surrounded by better players we still almost got relegated, even when he would line-up alongside Declan Rice. He's never been consistently good. Once in a blue moon he'll have a good game but they have always been few and far between. £50M this bloke cost us.
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Gank wrote: 16 Dec 2025, 15:06 I don't know, I still think we would be better buying players to get the best out of Paqueta than selling Paqueta to suit the dross that plays around him.
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We don't need cu$ts in our team who want to jump ship and aren't prepared to get us out of the mess we're in. He can fuck off. 
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Mad Dog" wrote: 14 Jan 2026, 16:51 This moody arrogant,play acting  ball giving away, dissent red carding, "non" gambling, pretend phone throwing away, stroppy cսnt fucked off yet?
You beat me with that post 🧐🤣
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This moody arrogant,play acting  ball giving away, dissent red carding, "non" gambling, pretend phone throwing away, stroppy cսnt fucked off yet?
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THUNDERCLINT wrote: 14 Jan 2026, 14:25
Any Old Iron" wrote: 14 Jan 2026, 14:06 If it’s true that he went on strike at the weekend then we have no choice but to dump the cսnt. 
He’s been pissing me off more and more during the past year.  He’s looked disinterested most of the time and contributes very little. Get rid of the horrible ingrate. 
Apparently since April 2024 Ederson has 4 times as many Premier League assists than this cսnt.

Sums it up. 😆
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Has this cսnt traveled yet?
If not, can anyone piss in his shoes and shit in his toilet bag?
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Any Old Iron" wrote: 14 Jan 2026, 14:06 If it’s true that he went on strike at the weekend then we have no choice but to dump the cսnt. 
He’s been pissing me off more and more during the past year.  He’s looked disinterested most of the time and contributes very little. Get rid of the horrible ingrate. 
Apparently since April 2024 Ederson has 4 times as many Premier League assists than this cսnt.
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Massive Attack" wrote: 13 Jan 2026, 19:52 The £51m record signing was left out of the squad for Sunday’s FA Cup third round win over QPR after reacting badly to West Ham rejecting a £35m bid from Flamengo.


Who the fuck does this cսnt think he is?  
He's Paqcunta, Lucas Paqcunta.

I just don't think you understand.

He's easy to go down and a total fucking clown.
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If it’s true that he went on strike at the weekend then we have no choice but to dump the cսnt. 
He’s been pissing me off more and more during the past year.  He’s looked disinterested most of the time and contributes very little. Get rid of the horrible ingrate. 
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The £51m record signing was left out of the squad for Sunday’s FA Cup third round win over QPR after reacting badly to West Ham rejecting a £35m bid from Flamengo.


Who the fuck does this cսnt think he is? Demanding he gets an instant move even at the expense of us losing out on a lot of dough we have already worked out on him. 
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ag ag ag ag
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Gank wrote: 16 Dec 2025, 17:47 Yeah, that isn't what 'nince' means.
Oh yeah and what does, nince, mean then? 😅


*scoffs on a nince pie* 🥧 
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Takashi Miike" wrote: 16 Dec 2025, 13:13 comparing him to a previous player that isn't Brady or a genuinely elite talent, i'd say Bish had as much ability but also the added work rate, character and consistency. I think Paq can and often has worked hard, but his bad days far outnumber the good ones
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BoleynGone wrote: 16 Dec 2025, 17:09 blimey
that;s twice on the same page I've agreed with 2LEFT TEST
Even Earthy over Paqueta,he's done more in the u21's than Paqueta has for the seniors

 
Wonders will never cease! I’d rather see a no 9 picked instead of Paqueta. 
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BoleynGone wrote: 16 Dec 2025, 17:09 blimey
that;s twice on the same page I've agreed with 2LEFT TEST
Even Earthy over Paqueta,he's done more in the u21's than Paqueta has for the seniors

 
The fact that you're agreeing with each other should set alarm bells off for BOTH of you... 
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Yeah, that isn't what 'nince' means.
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