West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

[muskie]

Odds slashed from 5/1 to 7/2.

Watch this space.

I think we're fucked.

[stats]

Thank you to Wolves for that. They best not do the same at ours. Villa hanging on to a 1-0 win v Brighton. 
Perhaps at last the fortune is turning. 

[happygilmore]

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It would be extra sweet if Nuno could keep us up at the expense of the Fat Greek's Forest 

[BRANDED]

Forrest 1-1 Wolves

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[RBshorty]

Parker must be eyeing up the N17 vacancy.?

[happygilmore]

Palace 2-3 against Burnley HT
Some comeback. Might be interesting Second half. 

[Iron Duke]

Burnley have scored 3 goals in 5 minutes and now lead.

Smash and grab win for Wolves?

[happygilmore]

The tight fuckers should have splashed the cash on Strand Larsen. Proven EPL goalscorer and age profile.

[North Bank]

Cough was you up at Oldham on our previous Valentines Day Cup match, wasn't that you doing the Full Monty in the seats during the second half?

[Far Cough UKunt]

Game against Burton on Saturday is Valentines day, let's hope so in more ways than one.

[eusebiovic]

Apparently Roberto De Zerbi is a shoe-in for the Spurs gig.

His squad at Marseille was like a who's who list of football's expendables...

[honky cat]

Frank was a bit of a danish cock piss i think. Got lucky at a well run small club and the step up was a disaster.

The stadium has left them skint so theyll have to bring in Gary Mabbutt or some underling like that Heitinga who did less than fuck all for us. They had a shit january window, gallagher is just ok and not what they need right now. I said they were stupid to get rid of Johnson and it has indeed gone tits up since them.

hopefully we can push on a bit and leave them stranded. Im praying wolves do us a favour, but a forest win would leave them right in the shit. The league can then conspire to send them down.
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[Tomshardware]

Brighton still might get pulled into this.  Villa away tonight followed by Brentford away. 

[twoleftfeet]

It's just gutting that they sacked Frank though.

They'll get a top manager in and shoot up the league. They might even be worth an outside bet as having a late charge for Europe.

Gutting for you. 

[Massive Attack]

Ooh look who has the most players out from any Team unavailable with 12...


https://www.premierinjuries.com/injury-table.php


We only have 3. Todibo back after last game suspension, Fabianski wouldn't be expected to play anyway and Pablo only has a slight knock.


Good thing the transfer window is still open. 

 

[Westham67]

My faux pas we nearly got something away to Chelsea

[Massive Attack]

It's just gutting that they sacked Frank though.

They'll get a top manager in and shoot up the league. They might even be worth an outside bet as having a late charge for Europe.

*Places marker on this post for later*

[Mad Ferret]

It's just gutting that they sacked Frank though.

They'll get a top manager in and shoot up the league. They might even be worth an outside bet as having a late charge for Europe.

[Massive Attack]

If you are Forest or Spurs you'd be very concerned with our recent upturn in results and performances with the Team fighting hard now for every single point. Spurs especially will be shitting it as they are a Club in freefall with a Team devoid of any confidence. Instead their Team, much like their Club, is engulfed in depression and anxiety. Arsenal at Home could not have come at a worse time for them. For once, the Footballing God's have granted us some good fortune. Don't fuck it up, Arsenal.

[Westham67]

It we carry on with this form bearing in mind we almost got something away we will be ok

[Mad Ferret]

Not sure who would take that Spurs job. Threat of relegation, only abuot 11/12 players to choose from. Team low on confidence. 

They've called it at a good time as a while till they face Arsenal but I am not shitting myself that they will suddenly find form. 

Huge club.

They won't struggle finding a suitable candidate. 

Nope, they did pretty well with the last 2 appointments so hopefully the next is just as successful.
Who do you want to be the new manager at your club?

Quite happy with Nuno, thanks!

[scott_d]

Not sure who would take that Spurs job. Threat of relegation, only abuot 11/12 players to choose from. Team low on confidence. 

They've called it at a good time as a while till they face Arsenal but I am not shitting myself that they will suddenly find form. 

Huge club.

They won't struggle finding a suitable candidate. 

Nope, they did pretty well with the last 2 appointments so hopefully the next is just as successful.
Who do you want to be the new manager at your club?

[Massive Attack]

At this rate we will have to change the thread title to Tottenham Hotspur 25/26 Relegation Thread.

[Mad Ferret]

De Zerbi to Sp*rs sounds ominous indeed.

[Eerie Decent]

De Zerbi, who ends up imploding, but sadly does have an immediate effect on teams. Just left his job at Marseille. 


 

[Takashi Miike]

Not sure who would take that Spurs job. Threat of relegation, only abuot 11/12 players to choose from. Team low on confidence. 

They've called it at a good time as a while till they face Arsenal but I am not shitting myself that they will suddenly find form. 

Huge club.

They won't struggle finding a suitable candidate. 

a massively delusional club, followed by helmets like yourself & that fat cսnt adele