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West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 16 Aug 2025, 17:07
by muskie

Odds slashed from 5/1 to 7/2.

Watch this space.

I think we're fucked.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 21:26
by stats
Thank you to Wolves for that. They best not do the same at ours. Villa hanging on to a 1-0 win v Brighton. 
Perhaps at last the fortune is turning. 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 21:22
by happygilmore

It would be extra sweet if Nuno could keep us up at the expense of the Fat Greek's Forest 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 21:21
by BRANDED
Forrest 1-1 Wolves

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Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 20:33
by RBshorty
Parker must be eyeing up the N17 vacancy.?

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 20:29
by happygilmore
Palace 2-3 against Burnley HT
Some comeback. Might be interesting Second half. 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 20:28
by Iron Duke
Burnley have scored 3 goals in 5 minutes and now lead.

Smash and grab win for Wolves?

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 20:16
by happygilmore
The tight fuckers should have splashed the cash on Strand Larsen. Proven EPL goalscorer and age profile.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 20:16
by North Bank
Cough was you up at Oldham on our previous Valentines Day Cup match, wasn't that you doing the Full Monty in the seats during the second half?

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 19:55
by Far Cough UKunt
Game against Burton on Saturday is Valentines day, let's hope so in more ways than one.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 19:51
by eusebiovic
Apparently Roberto De Zerbi is a shoe-in for the Spurs gig.

His squad at Marseille was like a who's who list of football's expendables...

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 19:45
by honky cat
Frank was a bit of a danish cock piss i think. Got lucky at a well run small club and the step up was a disaster.

The stadium has left them skint so theyll have to bring in Gary Mabbutt or some underling like that Heitinga who did less than fuck all for us. They had a shit january window, gallagher is just ok and not what they need right now. I said they were stupid to get rid of Johnson and it has indeed gone tits up since them.

hopefully we can push on a bit and leave them stranded. Im praying wolves do us a favour, but a forest win would leave them right in the shit. The league can then conspire to send them down.
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Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 19:01
by Tomshardware
Brighton still might get pulled into this.  Villa away tonight followed by Brentford away. 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 16:23
by twoleftfeet
Mad Ferret" wrote: 11 Feb 2026, 15:40 It's just gutting that they sacked Frank though.

They'll get a top manager in and shoot up the league. They might even be worth an outside bet as having a late charge for Europe.
Gutting for you. 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 16:02
by Massive Attack
Ooh look who has the most players out from any Team unavailable with 12...


https://www.premierinjuries.com/injury-table.php


We only have 3. Todibo back after last game suspension, Fabianski wouldn't be expected to play anyway and Pablo only has a slight knock.


Good thing the transfer window is still open. 

 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 15:57
by Westham67
My faux pas we nearly got something away to Chelsea

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 15:42
by Massive Attack
Mad Ferret" wrote: 11 Feb 2026, 15:40 It's just gutting that they sacked Frank though.

They'll get a top manager in and shoot up the league. They might even be worth an outside bet as having a late charge for Europe.


*Places marker on this post for later* 🚩

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 15:40
by Mad Ferret
It's just gutting that they sacked Frank though.

They'll get a top manager in and shoot up the league. They might even be worth an outside bet as having a late charge for Europe.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 15:36
by Massive Attack
If you are Forest or Spurs you'd be very concerned with our recent upturn in results and performances with the Team fighting hard now for every single point. Spurs especially will be shitting it as they are a Club in freefall with a Team devoid of any confidence. Instead their Team, much like their Club, is engulfed in depression and anxiety. Arsenal at Home could not have come at a worse time for them. For once, the Footballing God's have granted us some good fortune. Don't fuck it up, Arsenal.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 15:27
by Westham67
It we carry on with this form bearing in mind we almost got something away we will be ok

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 14:09
by Mad Ferret
scott_d wrote: 11 Feb 2026, 13:16
Mad Ferret" wrote: 11 Feb 2026, 10:48
Rossal wrote: 11 Feb 2026, 10:38 Not sure who would take that Spurs job. Threat of relegation, only abuot 11/12 players to choose from. Team low on confidence. 

They've called it at a good time as a while till they face Arsenal but I am not shitting myself that they will suddenly find form. 
Huge club.

They won't struggle finding a suitable candidate. 
Nope, they did pretty well with the last 2 appointments so hopefully the next is just as successful.
Who do you want to be the new manager at your club?
Quite happy with Nuno, thanks!

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 13:16
by scott_d
Mad Ferret" wrote: 11 Feb 2026, 10:48
Rossal wrote: 11 Feb 2026, 10:38 Not sure who would take that Spurs job. Threat of relegation, only abuot 11/12 players to choose from. Team low on confidence. 

They've called it at a good time as a while till they face Arsenal but I am not shitting myself that they will suddenly find form. 
Huge club.

They won't struggle finding a suitable candidate. 
Nope, they did pretty well with the last 2 appointments so hopefully the next is just as successful.
Who do you want to be the new manager at your club?

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 12:53
by Massive Attack
At this rate we will have to change the thread title to Tottenham Hotspur 25/26 Relegation Thread.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 12:13
by Mad Ferret
De Zerbi to Sp*rs sounds ominous indeed.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 11:29
by Eerie Decent
De Zerbi, who ends up imploding, but sadly does have an immediate effect on teams. Just left his job at Marseille. 


 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 11 Feb 2026, 11:22
by Takashi Miike
Mad Ferret" wrote: 11 Feb 2026, 10:48
Rossal wrote: 11 Feb 2026, 10:38 Not sure who would take that Spurs job. Threat of relegation, only abuot 11/12 players to choose from. Team low on confidence. 

They've called it at a good time as a while till they face Arsenal but I am not shitting myself that they will suddenly find form. 
Huge club.

They won't struggle finding a suitable candidate. 
a massively delusional club, followed by helmets like yourself & that fat cսnt adele