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Talk to me. 

They seem oblivious to a soft spring rain
Like an English rain
So light, yet endless
From a leaden sky

Rush - Camera Eye.


Anyway, I love the rain, but it's proper fucked up my clubs season.

only1billybonds wrote: ↑13 Feb 2026, 11:26 Well done Swiss. For over 20 years,99% of what you've posted has been total bollox but occasionally you are capable of coming up with something mildly amusing.

SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: ↑13 Feb 2026, 23:21 Ringo's finest moment. Paul's too, as far as bass in concerned.

Ringo's finest moment. Paul's too, as far as bass in concerned.

Don't worry folk's. The Hosepipe Ban will be enforced by the end of Easter.!

The first dry spell we get they will announce a hose pipe ban.

zico wrote: ↑13 Feb 2026, 10:39

zebthecat wrote: ↑11 Feb 2026, 22:22 I had five days of no water in January.
The irony of picking up water bottles in the lashing rain with added road floods was delicious.

Was that SEW and their humungous f*** up where they blamed everything on a storm that we didn't even have?!

Well done Swiss. For over 20 years,99% of what you've posted has been total bollox but occasionally you are capable of coming up with something mildly amusing.

zebthecat wrote: ↑11 Feb 2026, 22:22 I had five days of no water in January.
The irony of picking up water bottles in the lashing rain with added road floods was delicious.

only1billybonds wrote: ↑11 Feb 2026, 18:16 I work outside and health issues aside ( 4 weeks last year), i dont think ive done a full week since early November. Its a bit challenging to say the least.

Faux, you're right about the sw.

In Bristol and think I've seen the sun twice since late December.

it's playing havoc with non-league fixtures.

GOOD FOR THE GARDEN

 

I have a pair of green wellingtons. Don't take the piss though, they have steel toecaps.

I had five days of no water in January.
The irony of picking up water bottles in the lashing rain with added road floods was delicious.

Golf should be played in a lightning storm
While wearing a metal cap

Stops me playing golf ,poxy rain and yeah I know golf is for cunts so who cares etc etc 

I’m thinking of buying a pair of WELLINGTONS.

I work outside and health issues aside ( 4 weeks last year), i dont think ive done a full week since early November. Its a bit challenging to say the least.

Seems a lot of people on Twatter are claiming it's all geo engineering and chemtrails.  They don't mention the non stop sun we had last summer though!  At least our local reservoir is now full although SEW has only just removed the hosepiper ban! 

Understand it has rained every day this year in the South West
40 days rain needs an ark & an animal collection policy doesn’t it?