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That's a ChatGPT-generated (or cleaned up) statement by the FAB. Right down to the elongated hyphens.

I'd be careful not to rely too heavily on AI when dealing with tricky legal issues. Do hope that a few people who know what they're doing gave that a once-over.

You mean Mini Me to Andrew Powers?

He’s going to be sharing a jail cell with Andrew. 

The way I see it, the board will obviously know about the noise. They could have come out and said..."West Ham, and nobody associated with West Ham in any capacity is subject to this purported investigation.".   They could even have named the rumoured individual themselves to be clear that whoever this applies to, it was impirically not them.

Of course they could only do those things if it was true, so read into that how you choose.

Our clubs name will be tarnished if any allegations are found to be irrespective that the club aren’t involved. How could it be? It won’t matter to the media, rival fans and even potential investors. 

Andy and Fergie Mk2 hopefully 

I think it just confirms what everybody knows but cannot say out loud (yet).

Not a chance. If anyone with links to the Club was arrested for such stuff, it's hardly going to go unnoticed.

So. Randy Andy getting pinched. Means it's a good day to bury bad news for the club.?

  "West Ham isn’t under investigation"

I think thats clear enough.



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Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑19 Feb 2026, 18:48 TLDR?

TLDR?

Very interesting language used - IF you choose to read into it.