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Buzzing
Posted: 25 Feb 2026, 16:56
by Nutsin
Killing it at work!
eldest is in college on a full ride
Youngest has 2 offers from Div 1 colleges with other colleges reaching out wanting us to go on official visits. UCLA visit scheduled for April 4th.
Spring fever around the corner, which includes spring practice for my boys, looking forward to that.
just had a full physical everything is good there.
Country is doing good.
Worlds my oyster.
Hows it looking for you lot? What you got coming up that you are looking forward too?
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 20:29
by Eastside surge
Apparently giving birth is the closest a woman will ever get to knowing what it’s like to have man flu ! Stay safe out there fellas……
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 17:07
by Far Cough UKunt
and I'm a ..........
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 17:05
by only1billybonds
FC.
Course she is.
And I'm really Billy Bonds.


Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 16:53
by Far Cough UKunt
So Nurse really is a nurse?

Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 16:53
by only1billybonds
Not to proud to admit that I had no idea what a gall stone was,I really should have had a quick google.
As for you Ratched, you have clearly earned the title of NURSE.


Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 16:47
by Westham67
Nurse Ratched" wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 16:45
only1billybonds wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 16:04
Any of you lot ever had to piss out a gall stone?
Not had the pleasure myself but can't begin to imagine the agony involved.
Arf! Nobody pees out a gallstone, you daft bugger

It would be like giving birth through ones vitals
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 16:45
by Nurse Ratched
only1billybonds wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 16:04
Any of you lot ever had to piss out a gall stone?
Not had the pleasure myself but can't begin to imagine the agony involved.
Arf! Nobody pees out a gallstone, you daft bugger

Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 16:17
by only1billybonds
67.
Yea, i believe the two are very similar.
I've heard it can take weeks to pass the stone and every slash you have is a thing to be dreaded.
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 16:15
by Westham67
yngwies Cat" wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 14:21
I have to have my bladder looked at, which means sticking a camera down me nob ...can hardly wait.
Make sure the cameraman wears a sterile wet suit
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 16:13
by Westham67
only1billybonds wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 16:04
Any of you lot ever had to piss out a gall stone?
Not had the pleasure myself but can't begin to imagine the agony involved.
Kidney stone yes it fucking nasty
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 16:04
by only1billybonds
Any of you lot ever had to piss out a gall stone?
Not had the pleasure myself but can't begin to imagine the agony involved.
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 15:35
by Massive Attack
I can confirm Aliens do exist and they're from Cambridge. These braindead mongs who are supposed to be the clever cunts of the world have all these cycle lanes and they STILL use the Footpath!


Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 15:27
by Far Cough UKunt
Japs eyes are for things coming out of, not things going in.
OUCH!
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 15:12
by Massive Attack
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 15:05
by Eerie Decent
Less japseye, more Marty Feldman eye.
Best of luck, Cat son.
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 14:48
by Massive Attack
By the way yngwies must be packing if they are having to shove a Kodak camera down his japseye. Say cheeeeese!

Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 14:40
by Eerie Decent
Hope everything works out chaps.
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 14:37
by Massive Attack
Currently on way to Addenbrookes myself to visit the old boy after the last procedure he had didn't work but have found something else going on. When it rains it pours..
Feel for ya, yngwies, can't be pleasant that. Hopefully it gets sorted in the end.
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 14:21
by yngwies Cat
I have to have my bladder looked at, which means sticking a camera down me nob ...can hardly wait.
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 14:11
by Nurse Ratched
dealcanvey wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 13:42
This forum needs another section.
Football Forum
Off-topic
Those with Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Another for a spot of Nutsineering

Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 13:53
by Massive Attack
dealcanvey wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 13:42
This forum needs
another section[ing].
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 13:44
by OK_Guy
Nurse Ratched" wrote: ↑26 Feb 2026, 12:52
Well I'm pleased Nutsy and his children are doing well. I hope you all are in WHO Land. Don't get me wrong, I still think you're all bennies.
Miss Diane is in the house.
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 13:42
by dealcanvey
This forum needs another section.
Football Forum
Off-topic
Those with Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 12:52
by Nurse Ratched
Well I'm pleased Nutsy and his children are doing well. I hope you all are in WHO Land. Don't get me wrong, I still think you're all bennies.
Re: Buzzing
Posted: 26 Feb 2026, 12:34
by Mr Anon
was this a coded cry for help? The world isn't your oyster, you're a naturalised Septic, I doubt you even leave your state!