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What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 27 Feb 2026, 20:01
by F 129 Row66
There was a big song when i was a child called Lady of Spain and I heard an older boy singing:
Lady of Spain I adore you,
Pull down your drawers , I'll explore you.
Pull up your vest, and let me do the rest,
Lady of Spain I love you.
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 01 Mar 2026, 14:36
by Swiss.
Louis Louise
”I felt my boner in her hair”
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 01 Mar 2026, 12:19
by yngwies Cat
Robbie Williams - Angels
And through it all she offers me protection
I've got a huge erection whether I'm right or wrong
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 01 Mar 2026, 10:45
by Helmut Shown
There was a popular song when I was young by a bloke called Guy
Mitchell and we used to sing:
I love the sea
I love the navy
I love to dip my dick in gravy
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 01 Mar 2026, 10:44
by Helmut Shown
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 01 Mar 2026, 10:42
by Helmut Shown
There was a popular song when I was young by a bloke called Guy
Mitchell and we used to sing:
I love the sea
I love the navy
I love to dip my duck in gravy
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 01 Mar 2026, 00:00
by Gank
Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: ↑28 Feb 2026, 05:39
Eastside surge" wrote: ↑27 Feb 2026, 21:14
Get down on it get down on it
suck my helmet suck my helmet
There ain’t much on it
but you’ll enjoy it
Think cool and the gang did the original!
KOOL AND THE GANG...now they were firm handed tbf
That lot always are, you never get a one-on-one with them. And then one of them stabs you in the back of the leg from behind.
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 28 Feb 2026, 15:37
by Hello Mrs. Jones
Hues Corporation's Rock the Boat "so I'd like to know where you got a dose from"
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 28 Feb 2026, 05:39
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Eastside surge" wrote: ↑27 Feb 2026, 21:14
Get down on it get down on it
suck my helmet suck my helmet
There ain’t much on it
but you’ll enjoy it
Think cool and the gang did the original!
KOOL AND THE GANG...now they were firm handed tbf
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 28 Feb 2026, 05:32
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Massive Attack" wrote: ↑27 Feb 2026, 20:11
Daisy, Daisy give me your tits to chew
I aint half crazy, my balls are turning blue
I can't afford a condom, so a plastic bag will do
But you'll look sweet, upon a
sheet
With me on top of you
The Fun Police P.C. (see what I did there) Fakestralian might not be happy with this thread if it gets too out of hand with old school banter.
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 27 Feb 2026, 23:03
by Westside
To the tune of Selector's "Too Much, Too Young."
"You know that you came much too soon, premature ejaculation around the room."
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 27 Feb 2026, 21:14
by Eastside surge
Get down on it get down on it
suck my helmet suck my helmet
There ain’t much on it
but you’ll enjoy it
Think cool and the gang did the original!
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 27 Feb 2026, 20:50
by Massive Attack
Far Cough UKunt" wrote: ↑27 Feb 2026, 20:27
Eyes right skin back tight bollocks to the front we're the boys that make a noise when we're on the cսnt.
Use to sing that in Army cadets, we were young and fucking stupid.
Alright, Nige..
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 27 Feb 2026, 20:27
by Far Cough UKunt
Eyes right skin back tight bollocks to the front we're the boys that make a noise when we're on the cսnt.
Use to sing that in Army cadets, we were young and fucking stupid.
Re: What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.
Posted: 27 Feb 2026, 20:11
by Massive Attack
Daisy, Daisy give me your tits to chew
I aint half crazy, my balls are turning blue
I can't afford a condom, so a plastic bag will do
But you'll look sweet, upon a sheet
With me on top of you
The Fun Police P.C. (see what I did there) Fakestralian might not be happy with this thread if it gets too out of hand with old school banter.
sheet