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Derek and Clive

Posted: 05 Mar 2026, 14:55
by Far Cough UKunt
I said you fucking cսnt.


Re: Derek and Clive

Posted: 06 Mar 2026, 12:11
by ,
Big Spurs fan Peter Cook. Wonder what he’d be saying if still around?

Re: Derek and Clive

Posted: 06 Mar 2026, 09:46
by Far Cough UKunt
All they do is sucking fucking plankton, cunts

Re: Derek and Clive

Posted: 06 Mar 2026, 09:38
by Westham67
https://derekandclive.uk/ad-nauseam/endangered-species/

You’d like it, would you, just drifting around in the sea? And you can’t-, they’re such cunts they can’t even breathe underwater. They have to keep coming up the whole fucking time and spouting. Then some cսnt comes on telly and he says, "Oh, the whale is being wiped out by mankind, save the fucking whales." Well! During the war, did we notice a lot of whales w-, rallying round and saying, "Save England!" I didn’t notice many down my part of the world.

Re: Derek and Clive

Posted: 05 Mar 2026, 22:56
by northbankfrank
What's the worst job you've ever had?

Re: Derek and Clive

Posted: 05 Mar 2026, 17:19
by Sir Alf
“Alfie Noakes and his stories from North”

Re: Derek and Clive

Posted: 05 Mar 2026, 15:49
by violator
Come Again was deleted from Spotify, but the others are on there. I remember when I was a kid sneaking to get the album when mum and dad had gone out and putting it on in my bedroom.

Re: Derek and Clive

Posted: 05 Mar 2026, 15:44
by Leonard Hatred
Hello Colin.