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Britney Spears nicked
Posted: 05 Mar 2026, 22:58
by Come On You Irons
For "driving under the influence".
She used to be a pwopa sort, now she is just a washed up, tragic mess.
I can see her buying a farm very soon.
Re: Britney Spears nicked
Posted: 06 Mar 2026, 22:32
by Gank
She's 44. I've been keeping tabs for 20 years.
Re: Britney Spears nicked
Posted: 06 Mar 2026, 22:27
by Iron Duke
I thought the thread said Britney Spears naked and jumped straight in. At first I was disappointed, then remembered she must be nearly 50.
Re: Britney Spears nicked
Posted: 06 Mar 2026, 20:07
by Gank
I could fix her. Is she still worth a load of money?
Re: Britney Spears nicked
Posted: 06 Mar 2026, 17:08
by Come On You Irons
Her life seems pretty Toxic right now.
Re: Britney Spears nicked
Posted: 06 Mar 2026, 17:07
by WHU(Exeter)
Oooops, she did it again
Re: Britney Spears nicked
Posted: 06 Mar 2026, 16:40
by Cabbige Savage
Swiss. wrote: ↑06 Mar 2026, 15:02
She had to hit the booze more more time.
Ok I'll get me coat.
Wart is this?
A stupid Banglardashion joke only Banglarshion will get?
Re: Britney Spears nicked
Posted: 06 Mar 2026, 16:33
by violator
I bet she's a fucking maniac in bed, trouble is you'd be too scared to fall asleep afterwards
Re: Britney Spears nicked
Posted: 06 Mar 2026, 15:02
by Swiss.
She had to hit the booze more more time.
Ok I'll get me coat.
Re: Britney Spears nicked
Posted: 06 Mar 2026, 15:00
by Swiss.
I was just thinking its almost time for after work Britneys right now.
Re: Britney Spears nicked
Posted: 06 Mar 2026, 00:29
by Alfs
She has mental health problems, for sure. Show Biz fucks up a lot of people.