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Joey Barton nicked (Again)

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 11:21
by Come On You Irons
On suspicion of sounding someone at a Golf Course.

What a classy bloke bloke this criminal is.

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 11 Mar 2026, 13:38
by Fauxstralian
Thundercunt & Mad Foreskin
What a pair!
Merseyside is a crime ridden hell hole with no redeeming features
 

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 11 Mar 2026, 12:41
by Mad Ferret
THUNDERCLINT wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 12:09
Fauxstralian wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:35
Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 

 
So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.

Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
And he's homophobic. 

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 11 Mar 2026, 12:09
by THUNDERCLINT
Fauxstralian wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:35
Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 
 
So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.

Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 11 Mar 2026, 11:35
by Fauxstralian
The victim is a former non league football manager called Kevin
Suspect he might not be your usual headteacher with leather patches on his cardigan elbows
Sounds a bit Harry Enfield’s Scousers having a punch up in a golf club
Sad old middle aged men who need to CALM DOWN 

Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 

Favourite bit of the story is Eni Aluko’s lawyer being called Gervase De Wilde. 

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 11 Mar 2026, 11:30
by violator
It is understood that an argument started inside the clubhouse. There is a suggestion that a weapon was subsequently produced from outside the building.

Sounds like the fella was glassed

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 11 Mar 2026, 11:05
by Come On You Irons
Well, we will see. The truth will come out when this case goes to trial. I can see Barton getting banged up for a long stretch if/ when convicted.

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 11 Mar 2026, 10:53
by THUNDERCLINT
Come On You Irons" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 08:54 I get the point that he hasn't been convicted (yet), but a judge doesn't remand you in custody lightly.

And the fella who was assaulted is a headteacher and is in hospital and could lose an eye. Hardly seems the type who would go around starting on known scumbag ex-footballers.
Have you seen the state of teachers these days?

Who's to say he isn't typical of the commie infested education system?

I can easily see the cսnt squaring up to Barton screaming usual idiocy, "nazi scum ", "hey hey, ho ho green fees have got to go" , " Whose greens? Our greens"

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 11 Mar 2026, 10:45
by Westham67
All forms of news medias aim is to make money to pay the staff and make money for the owners or share holders.  

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 11 Mar 2026, 08:54
by Come On You Irons
I get the point that he hasn't been convicted (yet), but a judge doesn't remand you in custody lightly.

And the fella who was assaulted is a headteacher and is in hospital and could lose an eye. Hardly seems the type who would go around starting on known scumbag ex-footballers.

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 11 Mar 2026, 07:57
by fraser
Gank wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 00:07 None of you know the context of this altercation, or even if he started it. Wait for some facts before you pass judgement.
You're joking right that's not the way WHO or the Internet works... 

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 11 Mar 2026, 07:54
by Westham67
They both deny it vehemently. I don't like him he is too full of himself 

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 11 Mar 2026, 00:51
by Massive Attack
Gank wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 00:07 None of you know the context of this altercation, or even if he started it. Wait for some facts before you pass judgement.

Same happened with Tommy Robinson when people rushed to the wrong conclusion on that at King's Cross.

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 11 Mar 2026, 00:07
by Gank
None of you know the context of this altercation, or even if he started it. Wait for some facts before you pass judgement.

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 23:29
by Come On You Irons
Barton has fucked himself right up here. Remanded in custody and likely to get a long stretch when convicted.

What an absolute twat of a bloke.

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 21:16
by Westham67
The man that was attacked is  the founder and headteacher for a school for children with additional needs

Barton has been remanded and accused of assault occasioning grievous bodily harm

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 18:57
by Far Cough UKunt
Apparently the bloke who was hit could lose an eye.

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 18:55
by Westham67
Charged with wounding with intent

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 16:30
by Westham67
Far Cough UKunt" wrote: 10 Mar 2026, 16:08 Did he use his nine iron on him?
Another John Moncur

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 16:08
by Far Cough UKunt
Did he use his nine iron on him?

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 16:08
by Fauxstralian
I see J Barton has been fined £339,000 plus the legal costs of Eni  Aluko for 48 tweets about her
Didnt sound like his comments were threatening or otherwise criminal ie racist or inciting violence 

Posting her head on Rose Wests body was actually amusing
Not sure the point he was trying to make unless her patio has been dug up lately 

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 16:00
by Come On You Irons
Yeah, he's bound to get time this time if/ when he is convicted.

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 15:47
by Westham67
The victim in a serious but stable condition . That's a big nicking as I read  someone was using a weapon its aggravated assault 

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 15:39
by Come On You Irons
Not a good day for old Joey. He's been charged with wounding with intent and is due in court today and he has also been found guilty of libel in the High Court today and ordered to pay Eni Aluko £300k!

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 14:53
by goose
has anyone checked in on joyo? has he been ironed out by Joey?

Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

Posted: 10 Mar 2026, 14:52
by THUNDERCLINT
goose wrote: 10 Mar 2026, 11:54 was he picking on another cycling nonce??
Joyo's a golfer, and a cyclist (rain permitting) and a nonce.