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The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 11:54
by Come On You Irons
Spring has sprung and winter has finally fucked off. Bring it on!
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 17:15
by Massive Attack
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑20 Mar 2026, 17:12
Massive Attack" wrote: ↑20 Mar 2026, 17:01
There's bound to be a George Michael/Paedo/Son reference gag in there somewhere.
Probably a Cliff Richard going solo joke...
Anyhow. Had I realised I'd have popped down for a selfie.
"Oh I thought someone called for a pair of Speedos.."
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 17:12
by Mike Oxsaw
Massive Attack" wrote: ↑20 Mar 2026, 17:01
There's bound to be a George Michael/Paedo/Son reference gag in there somewhere.
Probably a Cliff Richard going solo joke...
Anyhow. Had I realised I'd have popped down for a selfie.
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 17:01
by Massive Attack
There's bound to be a George Michael/Paedo/Son reference gag in there somewhere.
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 16:59
by Trilby55
If you would have stood at the equator at noon today you would not have had a shadow as the sun is directly above you .
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 16:55
by Massive Attack
She's a naughty little dirtbox Swiss, so shut yer face.
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 16:49
by Swiss.
violator wrote: ↑20 Mar 2026, 15:49
Oooooh, she's nicer than my wife....
Wouldn't even make my top 50 shags.
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 15:49
by violator
Oooooh, she's nicer than my wife....
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 15:45
by Come On You Irons
Alfs wrote: ↑20 Mar 2026, 15:16
Tit Monday is only the true start of Spring.
Wrong. It's today.
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 15:43
by Massive Attack
Bev Turner
TALK TO ME
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 15:27
by Swiss.
Leonard Hatred" wrote: ↑20 Mar 2026, 15:20
Nice warm day in Paris today.
Been on a boat trip, walked up and down the Champs Elysees for an hour, had a kip in the park.
BON.
Should have gone to The Freedom and Firkin in Rue de Berri just off the Champs or the Bowler nearby in Rue D'artois.
My favourites though are The Bombadier near the Pantheon in the 5'eme or the Frog and Princess in the 6'eme
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 15:20
by Leonard Hatred
Nice warm day in Paris today.
Been on a boat trip, walked up and down the Champs Elysees for an hour, had a kip in the park.
BON.
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 15:16
by Alfs
Tit Monday is only the true start of Spring.
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 13:33
by Massive Attack
Swiss. wrote: ↑20 Mar 2026, 13:23
violator wrote: ↑20 Mar 2026, 12:00
Rain, and back to 11 degrees again by the middle of the week
Indeed March is a fickle month.
Fuck off! It's my birthday soon you cake hating callous bastard. *folds arms aggressively*
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 13:26
by MaryMillingtonsGhost
Swiss. wrote: ↑20 Mar 2026, 13:23
Indeed March is a fickle month.
Yep. In like a Lion, out like a Lamb.
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 13:23
by Swiss.
violator wrote: ↑20 Mar 2026, 12:00
Rain, and back to 11 degrees again by the middle of the week
Indeed March is a fickle month. I'd wait until Easter until one gets their Fred Perry and Hugo Boss T-shirts out of storage.
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 12:00
by violator
Rain, and back to 11 degrees again by the middle of the week
Re: The official SPRING thread
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 11:59
by OK_Guy
I've got a sprung-spring mattress... served me well through winter, hth