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Chuck Norris has bought the farm
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 14:13
by Dirty Den
Ouch
Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 22:34
by Monsieur merde de cheval
RBshorty wrote: ↑20 Mar 2026, 21:22
This is the final proof that civilisation as we know it is ending.!
1st The Orange Man. Invades Greenland. (And thinks he can take on the Danes.!)
2nd N17 look certain of relegation. (Nostradamus predicted this would come too pass at the End of Days.!)
And finally.
3rd. Chuck is now Hovis.!
We ain’t never getting GTA 6. Thunderdome. Here we come.!
RIP. Chuck.
Even the big guy upstairs is getting nervous. That’s why he called you home.
In the words of meatloaf ..
1 out of 3 ain't bad...
Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 21:29
by Hello Mrs. Jones
honky cat" wrote: ↑20 Mar 2026, 14:27
RIP chuck
but 'bought the farm' is just not good enough
Surely
Missing in Action
or Hellbound
Or Chuck Norris has karate kicked the bucket
Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 21:22
by RBshorty
This is the final proof that civilisation as we know it is ending.!
1st The Orange Man. Invades Greenland. (And thinks he can take on the Danes.!)
2nd N17 look certain of relegation. (Nostradamus predicted this would come too pass at the End of Days.!)
And finally.
3rd. Chuck is now Hovis.!
We ain’t never getting GTA 6. Thunderdome. Here we come.!
RIP. Chuck.
Even the big guy upstairs is getting nervous. That’s why he called you home.
Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 15:00
by Swiss.
He's not dead as he is immortal. His Astral body has just departed to find a new younger fitter model.
He's the only man who has been able to count to infinity....twice.
Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 14:49
by Massive Attack
I heard the same thing, Duke. We have a new God. (Until Brooking does the unthinkable)
Bonds apparently rocked up to welcome him in over a beer and a harmless arm wrestle by the Pearly Gates.
Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 14:41
by Iron Duke
I heard that he roundhouse kicked the Grim Reaper in the face. God now sits on his right side and Bruce Lee the left.
Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 14:27
by honky cat
RIP chuck
but 'bought the farm' is just not good enough
Surely
Missing in Action
or Hellbound
Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 14:21
by Massive Attack
It says he celebrated his 86th 10 days ago but the Nazis clearly still shit themsevles sensing the wrath of Norris was coming.
RIP Legend.
Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm
Posted: 20 Mar 2026, 14:17
by Far Cough UKunt
RIP
